I've heard about those clubs in Cuba where they have a floorshow, and if Motsi wants to take Layton and Nikita and put them in one then someone needs to report her to the Metropolitan Police.
Is there a man who could wear electric blue foil-effect pleather and still look good? Yes, there is. I did feel a bit sorry for Vito when they accidentally electrified the banisters on him.
Talking of electric shock therapy, up in the Clauditorium Adam was dressed like they'd planned a One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest dance for Movie Week, come to their senses about it but didn't like wasting a costume.
I'm off to rummage through my drawers because I think Bobby was in my John Lewis pyjamas. He does have a really natural quality when he dances.
I do like Angela Scanlon but I haven't connected with any of her dances, partly, I think, because of the music and partly because you can see the effort.
Remember when they cut to Nadiya's mum in the audience and her face spoke for every Strictly viewer ever? I reckon Krishnan's dog is the new Nadiya's mum. That side-eye. They should have sat him between Shirley and Motsi and let his face sum up every dance.
Oh dear, that move at the beginning of Zara's dance, where Graziano put his jacket around her shoulders and she sort of clutched her stomach and jiggled about a bit, just looked like she was going to have to send him to the all-night pharmacy in search of some Feminax. Romance of a kind, I guess? I did appreciate Graziano looking like a pirate in a Tyrone Power film, though.
Loved Angela and Kai again. She gave it that earthy and yet aloof vibe that Flavia Cacace used to have. She just gets the feel of every dance.
I think Eddie is, sadly, a lost cause so I gave all my votes to Annabel. I don't think she deserved to be so low on the leaderboard. How often on Strictly do you get to see a Charleston performed by someone who could actually be a cousin of Bertie Wooster?