BBC Doctors. Hands off! It might be rubbish, but it’s OUR rubbish!

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New thread to have a moan in.

Man in bow tie during daylight hours = bonkers.

This is suitably bonkers. I hope there is a body in the fridge.

I'm going for just a head. Especially bearing in mind yesterday's episode.

Run, Luca run!

Do not go in the cellar. Basic horror film instruction.

Whack him on the head with the handy bread maker!

Nice floor tiles, the period type Phil and Kirsty tell people not to cover up .

Easy to clean too.

Sid is far too wussy to read that.

Fuzzy oh yes, great for mopping.

Sid's too busy having nightmares about his dad.

His dad might have kept him awake- with his friend.

Please may we have Scarlett's nightmare jumpers and Kirsty's scary accent back?

Where will all the rubbish wannabe new writers tryout their plots when they cancel this?

I mean - this is art

I get paralysed when I see my reflection too. Possibly for a different reason.

Between us we could write better drivel than this.

That would be a scarier episode.

Haven't they got any work to do? Oh no, no patients.

Can we get back to Al?

BOO!!!

This is really ridiculous. I know it's meant to be a one off, but I'm not enjoying it.

Wow- they've blown the prosthetic budget on Id Sid.

Ha ha Martinis those are rather cute ghosts.

This is what happened when the grown up cast off Why Don't You were asked, "Why Don't You create an episode of League of Gentlemen?"