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MAFSUK thread 6 - The land of the wet and sticky looking. Où est JJ? They seek him here. They seek him there. Wherever has he been? Ella is sporting a new merkin and a new bald bloke is on the settee looking pink and smug. Grab yer skull buttons…

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 17/10/2023 21:46

You are in for a bumpy ride on the plane the plane

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ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 19/10/2023 21:58

Now THAT'S genuine!

Imamumgetmeoutofhere · 19/10/2023 21:58

All hail queen Bianca. The way she dealt with that was incredible and she is amazing 😍

Knitgoodwoman · 19/10/2023 21:58

@brindimo I thought that!

The experts have for a lot to answer for here.

TitsInAbsentia · 19/10/2023 21:58

So glad she sat back down and didn't leave the room - leave them standing there like the pricks they are!

Bluetrews25 · 19/10/2023 21:58

Well done Bianca.
You are so right, she's not a girl's girl by going after someone else's bloke

CatamaranViper · 19/10/2023 21:59

She handled that like a proooooooooo

43ontherocksporfavor · 19/10/2023 21:59

The only thing she could’ve added was “ Did you put down that your type was an outside in penis? “

Wanderinghome · 19/10/2023 21:59

I do like Bianca.

I can't really imagine JJ and Ella as a couple.

Hungrycaterpillarsmummy · 19/10/2023 21:59

PerfectYear321 · 19/10/2023 21:56

If she sorted her hair and make up she'd be gorgeous

No, she is gorgeous

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 19/10/2023 21:59

Bianca. There will be a great big fucking queue of men wanting to be with you,especially after ye got him telt.

you will find happiness hen.

He will probably be playing cherchez la neo orifice with his neo bride until he sobers up.

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OrlandointheWilderness · 19/10/2023 21:59

Bianca has just stolen this series for me. What an epic way to deal with that.

Sunbird24 · 19/10/2023 22:00

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 19/10/2023 21:59

Bianca. There will be a great big fucking queue of men wanting to be with you,especially after ye got him telt.

you will find happiness hen.

He will probably be playing cherchez la neo orifice with his neo bride until he sobers up.

Or until the producers come up with the next unbelievable twist

PerfectYear321 · 19/10/2023 22:00

Hungrycaterpillarsmummy · 19/10/2023 21:59

No, she is gorgeous

That bleached hair does not suit her at all

MouseMinge · 19/10/2023 22:00

Bianca made it well worth staying up for that episode. She's the Queen of MAFS!

browneyes77 · 19/10/2023 22:01

Bianca elevated herself to the BEST woman on this show.

What a QUEEN!! 👸🏽

dillite · 19/10/2023 22:01

Bianca has been treated appalingly by JJ from wedding day. He hasn't been able to string a sentence together or so much as look at her when speaking to her. She had thrown everything at him but was getting absolutely nothing in return.

43ontherocksporfavor · 19/10/2023 22:01

Queen B from now on in!

dapsnotplimsolls · 19/10/2023 22:01

Poor Mark probably thought tonight would all be about him!

MouseMinge · 19/10/2023 22:02

Mark is going to have to dream up some massive drama to top that. I have no doubt that he will.

TitsInAbsentia · 19/10/2023 22:02

From Ella's insta:

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 19/10/2023 22:02

Bianca made it worth your while staying up @MouseMinge 😊

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Myfabby · 19/10/2023 22:02

dillite · 19/10/2023 22:01

Bianca has been treated appalingly by JJ from wedding day. He hasn't been able to string a sentence together or so much as look at her when speaking to her. She had thrown everything at him but was getting absolutely nothing in return.

He has but to be fair I don't think he can string a sentence together - period. Even when flirting with Ella, he manages 3 words. connection, fancy, type. He is several sandwiches short of a picnic that one.

She's much better off without him.

MouseMinge · 19/10/2023 22:02

As in he'll dream up some massive drama but I won't top that. Nothing will top Queen B telling it like it is.

MouseMinge · 19/10/2023 22:03

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 19/10/2023 22:02

Bianca made it worth your while staying up @MouseMinge 😊

She did. I love her!

Sunbird24 · 19/10/2023 22:03

@TitsInAbsentia i can’t see the pic?

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