MAFSUK thread 6 - The land of the wet and sticky looking. Où est JJ? They seek him here. They seek him there. Wherever has he been? Ella is sporting a new merkin and a new bald bloke is on the settee looking pink and smug. Grab yer skull buttons…

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

You are in for a bumpy ride on the plane the plane

So JJ isnt that keen?

There HAS to be a swap so producers busy engineering that all week

Luke is an arsehole. Of course it's not been blown out of all proportion. They're texting and meeting in secret and it's not JJ's fault because how can he help himself. Fuck off, you mug!

I like Jordan. Too nice for Erica.

We had better not be getting one of those "we want to stay in the experiment together and see if we have a genuine connection" bolloxes...

I'd like the twist to be that he is indeed a wooden made animatronic. With a pet cricket.
He did have strings but now he's free..

It will absolutely be that. Bore fest

Luke is definitely the type to blame the woman for being cheated on. He is a twat.

Guaranteed - there has to be one in every series doesn’t there?

I’m finding it hard to believe that somebody like JJ would be ok with dating a transwoman

He was fuming from the minute he clapped eyes in her

ever been in the middle of a marital fight so awkward ..

Oh don’t be saying that….

That’s the ultimate fabricated pishy journey storyline.

They couldn’t…

Ella would fuck a door knob covered in shit if it meant she could stay on the show.

This Cindy specifically

Mmm surprised anyone wants Ella

Bet they do…

Of course they will! Think of the ratings!

Yes!

I'd like the twist to be that he is indeed a wooden made animatronic. With a pet cricket.
He did have strings but now he's free..
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

JJ is so gormless, he probably doesn't realise what trans means

@CatamaranViper i do see it, but also after someone posted a little house on the prairie slap being delivered to nasty nellie I'm also thinking she looks a bit like nellie!

Oh look, this is the most JJ will have spoken to Bianca for the entire time.

God, Louise Rednapp in that advert looked like Ella.

Go B!

Fuck off with your girls’ girl crap Ella

GIRLS GIRL

My fucking arse.