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MAFSUK thread 6 - The land of the wet and sticky looking. Où est JJ? They seek him here. They seek him there. Wherever has he been? Ella is sporting a new merkin and a new bald bloke is on the settee looking pink and smug. Grab yer skull buttons…

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 17/10/2023 21:46

You are in for a bumpy ride on the plane the plane

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OneFrenchEgg · 19/10/2023 21:37

Bluetrews25 · 19/10/2023 21:36

She didn't look like she was crying to me

No more confused like oh it's my cue

Comedycook · 19/10/2023 21:37

Poor Bianca...she seems so nice and I think she's really pretty. JJ is awful

brindimo · 19/10/2023 21:37

Did bianca just misgender Ella? 😂

dillite · 19/10/2023 21:37

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

Sunbird24 · 19/10/2023 21:38

Ella just said she’s the most liked person!! 😂😂

Hungrycaterpillarsmummy · 19/10/2023 21:38

Fucking parody
Acting like a drag queen flamboyant bullshitter.

Wanderinghome · 19/10/2023 21:38

Ellas just trying to drag everyone into it.

browneyes77 · 19/10/2023 21:39

Ella trying to play the victim.

You weren’t happy with your own husband and fucked about with someone else’s.

Constant excuses. Trying to excuse her behaviour and play the victim and at no point concerned about how her behaviour has impacted poor Bianca. She’s trash.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 19/10/2023 21:39

And most genuine!!! 🤣🤣

Pompoms say non….

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funbags3 · 19/10/2023 21:39

Tattoo's gonna have to up his drama game to compete with this.

Bluetrews25 · 19/10/2023 21:39

That cute ruffly pink dress almost makes Ella look like she has hips! Almost.

dillite · 19/10/2023 21:39

brindimo · 19/10/2023 21:37

Did bianca just misgender Ella? 😂

What did she say? I missed it

Wanderinghome · 19/10/2023 21:39

How are you meant to eat your meal with all that going on 😂

TitsInAbsentia · 19/10/2023 21:39

I thought I saw that go through his eyes....like HOW am I going to top this!

TitsInAbsentia · 19/10/2023 21:40

Wanderinghome · 19/10/2023 21:39

How are you meant to eat your meal with all that going on 😂

I'd be bagsing ella's dessert!

SwedishEdith · 19/10/2023 21:40

I mean, Nathaniel is annoying but he was right. Presumably they edited out the bit where he said Ella's reasons for coming on the show were self-promotion. Got to still pretend everyone is trying to really find a spouse.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 19/10/2023 21:40

I'm not sure JJ is a real person. He is completely incapable of stringing a sentence together and seems made of wood. Is his father called Giuseppe?

MouseMinge · 19/10/2023 21:41

Well that was a tasty little car wreck. I'm sure that Ella is the most liked person there and the most genuine. Sure as pigs fly and Boris Johnson has never told a lie.

dapsnotplimsolls · 19/10/2023 21:41

So was it Jordan with his giant spoon that stirred all of that up?

brindimo · 19/10/2023 21:41

I thought she said "how have you got a connection with him?"

I might be wrong though.

HelloItsMeHowAreYou · 19/10/2023 21:41

Mark looks like he is thinking "Damn - another bloke has got in with the flounce before MEEEE! New game plan needed!"

CatamaranViper · 19/10/2023 21:41

dillite · 19/10/2023 21:39

What did she say? I missed it

Did she??!

browneyes77 · 19/10/2023 21:42

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 19/10/2023 21:40

I'm not sure JJ is a real person. He is completely incapable of stringing a sentence together and seems made of wood. Is his father called Giuseppe?

🤣🤣🤣

browneyedgirl626 · 19/10/2023 21:42

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 19/10/2023 21:40

I'm not sure JJ is a real person. He is completely incapable of stringing a sentence together and seems made of wood. Is his father called Giuseppe?

This

brindimo · 19/10/2023 21:43

SwedishEdith · 19/10/2023 21:40

I mean, Nathaniel is annoying but he was right. Presumably they edited out the bit where he said Ella's reasons for coming on the show were self-promotion. Got to still pretend everyone is trying to really find a spouse.

Nathaniel's not really staying in because he thinks he and Ella have any kind of future though, he can't stand her and hasn't from the start. This is just an opportunity for him to lay into her.

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