MAFSUK thread 6 - The land of the wet and sticky looking. Où est JJ? They seek him here. They seek him there. Wherever has he been? Ella is sporting a new merkin and a new bald bloke is on the settee looking pink and smug. Grab yer skull buttons…

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

You are in for a bumpy ride on the plane the plane

Yeah she looks amazing in it

Because of baguettes?

Ella with boobs covered?

*gasps in disbelief

She's coming dressed as a doll tonight.

Either to give Tash the villain edit or because it happened off camera

Has Ella dressed like a little girl in pink (with covered pom poms) on purpose to give off an air of innocence?

My DH has just said who's smurfette?

JJ looks like he just came in his pants when he hugged Ella

Definitely going for the innocent little girl look

Nathaniel and Ella are both unpleasant

Looks like Ella stopped off at the petrol station on the way in to get those lips topped up.

They cut spin the bottle funbags.

shrug.

It could also be scripted of course. A few things have felt that way so far. Think of Thomas and Arthur’s ‘row’. Again, out of nowhere.

Oops, sly dig there Erica!

I'm guessing the producers decide who says what

There was nothing sly there whatsoever

I think all of it is scripted

I know! Baby Spice

We only saw bits. They edit the show so heavily.

I think Erica is the arsehole. She's so sly

Oh yeah. Forgot about spin.

And to prove it, Erica has just been snide with her speech.

She is on a par with Tash.

She's only been there for five minutes and giving a toast. She should wind her neck in.

Oh I think you do know, JJ

God he is fucking wet

Both a pair of bitchy bastardos.

It's funny how JJ has no problem speaking to everyone else and yet every time he speaks to Bianca it is "I don't know, I don't know".