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MAFSUK thread 5. Congratulations are the meek, for they shall inherit the universe. Egg fried rice optional. As is intimacy. Grab yer bottles and get ma name oot yer mooth. All cowments appreciated. (Translation services by Sunbird)

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 12/10/2023 21:15

Wire in.

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dillite · 16/10/2023 21:33

dapsnotplimsolls · 16/10/2023 21:32

He's wearing a hoodie FFS.

It could be literally anyone

darksideofthemooncup · 16/10/2023 21:33

CherryCokeFanatic · 16/10/2023 21:30

I’ve found the squatting video in question. He is called Frenchberty on social media so I searched Frenchberty squatting on google.

So someone donated some money for baguette points and chose for him to do this

Is that it? It's hardly pornographic just a bit odd.

RobynRB · 16/10/2023 21:33

Fuss about absolutely nothing!

dillite · 16/10/2023 21:34

RobynRB · 16/10/2023 21:33

Fuss about absolutely nothing!

That's our Peggy to a T though. Blowing everything out of proportion.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 16/10/2023 21:34

I was expecting a bare arse, possibly with a baguette inserted.
Don't know whether to feel disappointed or relieved...

dillite · 16/10/2023 21:35

Are we all buying Lovehoney advent calendar?

funbags3 · 16/10/2023 21:36

With a pain au chocolat at the very least.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 16/10/2023 21:36

Blowing everything out of proportion.

Not everything @dillite

That is one of Georges’ gripes…

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TooManyAnimals94 · 16/10/2023 21:36

@dillite my friend got one a year or so ago and it was a bit crap. One or two good toys and then lots of lube sachets and blindfolds and crap.

Hungrycaterpillarsmummy · 16/10/2023 21:36

So I just YouTubes George and it looks like he's a kind of sports therapist for rugby players. There's interviews about him getting players back onto the pitch etc.

So I dunno wtf they are focusing on this other YouTube gig he has (which I can't find - can anyone else?!)

dillite · 16/10/2023 21:37

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 16/10/2023 21:34

I was expecting a bare arse, possibly with a baguette inserted.
Don't know whether to feel disappointed or relieved...

I am most definitely disappointed just because this was made out to be such a huge deal over the weeks. And it's a non event. Like you know when a man promises you 10 inches and then it's 2 and they deflate before even going balls deep in. Disappointing like that.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 16/10/2023 21:38

dillite · 16/10/2023 21:35

Are we all buying Lovehoney advent calendar?

Asked DH and he said it made him feel tired just thinking about it. So I guess that's a no then..

redribbonrose · 16/10/2023 21:38

The squats are underwhelming to say the least

dapsnotplimsolls · 16/10/2023 21:38

Hungrycaterpillarsmummy · 16/10/2023 21:36

So I just YouTubes George and it looks like he's a kind of sports therapist for rugby players. There's interviews about him getting players back onto the pitch etc.

So I dunno wtf they are focusing on this other YouTube gig he has (which I can't find - can anyone else?!)

Frenchberty.

redribbonrose · 16/10/2023 21:39

Peggy's sister would disapprove of anything.

She has it in for him

Italiangreyhound · 16/10/2023 21:39

Adrienne is gorgeous. The most beautiful one there and Matt is lovely. I hope these two get on. They seem very well matched. How did the experts do it!!

redribbonrose · 16/10/2023 21:39

Ooh window cleaner seems touched

JaneJeffer · 16/10/2023 21:40

redribbonrose · 16/10/2023 21:39

Ooh window cleaner seems touched

He seems fairly sane to me 😝

beastlyslumber · 16/10/2023 21:41

Aww they both seem very sweet.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 16/10/2023 21:41

dillite · 16/10/2023 21:37

I am most definitely disappointed just because this was made out to be such a huge deal over the weeks. And it's a non event. Like you know when a man promises you 10 inches and then it's 2 and they deflate before even going balls deep in. Disappointing like that.

🤣🤣

JaneJeffer · 16/10/2023 21:41

He seems nice so far

Hate the lipliner/gloss combo

SnakeyS · 16/10/2023 21:43

Italiangreyhound · 16/10/2023 21:39

Adrienne is gorgeous. The most beautiful one there and Matt is lovely. I hope these two get on. They seem very well matched. How did the experts do it!!

This one might work… they both seem really nice. I’m hopeful for them. 🤞🏻🤞🏻

Bluetrews25 · 16/10/2023 21:43

They seem lovely together

dillite · 16/10/2023 21:43

JaneJeffer · 16/10/2023 21:41

He seems nice so far

Hate the lipliner/gloss combo

This 90's lips trend is awful. The rimming special.

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