Emmerdale: Brought to you by Haribo, Craig needs to die and Chloe needs to go, eyes down for bingo - NO SPOILERS or Aaron's mafia mates will be sent round

[JaneJeffer]

Ready for more super soapy shite?

I know the adoptive mum from somewhere

But then we didn't see W and L getting it off together either !

Oh here we go

Oh Christ....

I'm looking suspiciously at everyone now

I need a map of which house belongs to who and also one of what was what in Classic to compare.

Gail is like a silly womanchild rushing at Marlon like that.

I'm in distress at the shite I'm watching.

Can someone enlighten me as to what is so attractive about vic ?!

Here's the script, finally!

You look flustered

NO I'M NOT

Why is Jacob blatantly trying to sneak out of the back door like he's on a terrible soap opera. Oh, hang on ... this is a bit meta ...

It must be her odd mouth. It literally flapped open at the end of the awkward scene.

I can do a few for you but no more than that

Where Manpreet and Charles live was Edna’s house in Classic

Rodney’s antique place in Classic is David’s shop

Vic’s place is Betty and Seth’s in Classic

I think where Terry lived and now Dawn in Classic is Chloe and Mackenzie’s now

Rodney is Classic lives at The Mill where Caleb and Nicky are now plus Aaron in the top flat

The Dingles still live where they have done since Classic. Belle moved out to be with Tom which used to be Dan and Amelia’s place but I’m not sure who lives there in Classic

Shes the only single one in the village?

Many thanks @JewelleryCat

Oh and I’ve just remembered. Where poor Rishi was is Holdgate Farm which is next to the Dingles and it’s the Kings place in Classic

What's up with Eric?

You’re welcome. I can’t remember much more unfortunately

Oh good god, I hope we don't get the arguments like last year's I'm a celeb thread! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

I read that as Im a Caleb time and got confused.

Typical. "Not enough evidence"! Takes the piss 😡
Yeah I look forward to IAC every year, it's the only reality show I watch now. Every year it only seems five minutes since the last one

Yeah maybe I'll just read the IACGMOOH thread this year. Can't be bothered with those fuckers again.

My god this is dire 🤮 Vic getting Jacob's quirks mixed up with David's 🤮

Jesus alright we've seen enough Emmerdale. I'm guessing the end was the distressing scenes.

I might have to deliberately wind them all up... now we know what they're like 🤣🤣

I think she’s done the rounds of all the soaps. She’s been in Eastenders and Corrie . She’s saved the best till last !

What’s the age gap with Jacob and Victoria?

Make them stop kissing!