mafsuk thread 4. More lambs to the slaughter? Or more muttons fillered as lamb? Shit lids or just shit? If it is a pig AND a poke roll on validation.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I’ll have to let my three year old neighbour cut my hair with safety scissors.

#shitlidclubmemberwannabe

I think it won't be long before they just recruit all the participants from drama schools. Might be more honest!

Someone on Reddit thinks the film crew were involved in Spin the Bottle, thus providing the four snogees for Spoons.

At least they might be able to act better than Porscha then @Villagetoraiseachild !

I suspect they already recruit people the production team know rather than only people who have applied. I'm sure I've read some interviews with former MAFS people who said they were 'approached' to take part in it.

Right I’m away to give it a look before I go to work.

It does seem a possibility that crew were involved - it would explain how it hasn’t been shown. Annoying though.

Im just glad the bottle was only spinning. The last time I watched a reality programme that heavily featured a bottle, it wasn’t spinning.

My heid was though.

So much of this is over-produced it's not even worth commenting.

I felt sorry for Peggy though. I hope tomorrow Porscha tells the ixperts to keep her name out of their mouths and not make any comments about her marriage.

I am catching up on last night's episode. Peggy being the morality police is ridiculous.

Also, she did a really shit job straightening Jay's hair.

*The last time I watched a reality programme that heavily featured a bottle, it wasn’t spinning.

My heid was though.*
🤣

They're not your friends Peggy

Nathaniel smiling at Ella and as soon as she passes by 😐

Peggys stiff face looks like a porcelain doll

Peggy never said people in friendships shouldn’t be there, she said that people who weren’t happy shouldn’t stay

Double posted!

She's trying to keep a stiff upper lip....oh wait...

Alright we heard you the first time

Joke BTW before someone has a conniption

😂 It’s my stupid slow internet

Now the lads are stirring the shit pot.

Just watching the dinner party- none of them have any table manners and eat like pigs.

Ah God I can't remember anyone's name. What is Mr. Spoon called? Anyway he doesn't give two fucks what Porscha gets up to as long as he gets left in peace.

New boy's hair is giving me the itch. I want to get the clippers out.

Did you see Laura telling Arthur off for not using his cutlery??😂
So much stirring going on they ran out of spoons, the knives were out in everyone's backs, and no-one gave a fork. What was the poor boy supposed to do??

Very good! 😂

Or doesn't give 2 forks. Or spoons