mafsuk thread 4. More lambs to the slaughter? Or more muttons fillered as lamb? Shit lids or just shit? If it is a pig AND a poke roll on validation.

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I’ll have to let my three year old neighbour cut my hair with safety scissors.

#shitlidclubmemberwannabe

This format of everyone talking about stuff we're not privy to (if it ever really happened) is a heap of shite.

yup.

On Mafs Aus, they show the boys/girls nights. It’s where we saw the legendary head wobble from Olivia.

For some reason, while watching we assumed that Porscha had snogged four random men, not ones in MAFS. It couldn’t really be Luke as he was sitting having a conversation with Terrence about it and would have had to admit it was him. Can’t see Tom, Paul, Arthur or Nat snogging her and we know it wasn’t Brad or Georges. Maybe they have parties that outsiders are invited to?

What happened to the Porscha who stayed at home every night reading the Bible and going to bed early? In the words of the late, great Niki Grahame:

”Who is she?”

@dayswithaY ha ha, Porshia's halo certainly slipped, didn't it! Perhaps this is why she doesn't go out partying, a bit of booze and she doesn't know when to stop!

Portia should have laughed it off and pointed out it takes 4 to tango

Presumably she kissed jay, ella luke, laura

@dapsnotplimsolls Who is the third French speaker?

All the others were there,as couples whereas P went without terrence.

I think the third French speaker is Paul, Tasha’s fella.

I take it this is when Ella is supposed to have snogged another groom? So, all the gossip about Ella being unfaithful but actually it was most of them by all accounts. I wonder if we will find out who did what with who? And why Porscha took the slack if they were all at it?

I thought Ella went off with a groom we'd not seen before (not one of the originals).

I think Porcha is getting most of the flack because Terrance wasn't there and didn't know about the game of spin the bottle, where as all the other couples were both present.

She did say he was fine about it when she told him afterwards though last nights trailer might suggest otherwise (or could be cleverly edited)

I'm not saying it's right that she should get all the blame though, I'm sure whoever she kissed was willing.

Yes, I'm not understanding that. Is it because P snogged the most?!

I thought it was said that Ella snogged a groom we hadn't seen yet (at that point when this info came out) so presumably it can't have been this evening they were talking about, as this was just original group playing spin the bottle?

I am talking about the scene when they had the girls chat and were oohing and aahing about finally seeing shona. It was Peggy, Shona and Laura. no one else

I didn't see last night's episode but sounds like it was a bit of a shit one. However. I am now starting to wonder whether all of these off camera events and nights out actually happen or whether the producers give them scripts to learn for the dinner party.

Hang on is this going to be when Ella 'cheated'?

Loved my super rusty French workout!! More of this please. Is Paul another French speakeur then?

I'm not certain about him and Tasha, sweet though they both are. Not getting enough of a read on him yet and fear she may get bored with a nice eager puppyish lad.

Christ, Bianca makes me uncomfortable. I stand by it being unfair to match them as he is looks obsessed and she is no model (nothing wrong with her appearance but she isn't his very narrow type).

However, JJ could not have been clearer about his feelings and she is pestering him dreadfully. I see manipulative potential there with the wheedling and not taking 'no' for an answer, or even acknowledging to the others that he has said he isn't sure and wants to take things slowly. His reasons might not make him the most likeable but who demands kisses from someone who doesn't want to? It's totally misdirected and she should just have some pride and back off. Maybe it is based on low self esteem but this is not the way to behave and not very edifying to watch (not saying Georges on rimming was).

She seemed to feel validated by Rozz but her and Tom's situation was different, he hadn't actually said 'I'm happy to get to know you but you're not my type' which is as clear as JJ could get without being rude that he did not fancy her and didn't want kisses or intimacy in case nothing developed and they both regretted it later.

Laura has let herself down there repeating Peggy's comments to Ella. Shona wanted to take the focus off her shitshow with Brad but Laura had no need to get involved

Arthur very quiet still!

I don't think that Roz and Thomas have much mileage in them. He's really optimistic but she doesn't look convinced to me!

They said that it was Ella that suggested the spin the bottle game. Probably hoping for a chance to snog Nat at last.

Anyone remember that episode in Friends when Rachel was so desperate to get with Joshua she threw a party and set up spin the bottle and was just crawling over to kiss him when Phoebe's baby kicked for the first time.

I reckon that was Ella's plan. Or at least to kiss someone, anyone really.

I thought it was good that Georges went into French to suggest Spoons reined it in, far less humiliating for her as the others (bar Paul?) didn't understand. He and Peggy stood up for each other I thought made them a team I hope they don't turn on each other. On another note I just can't get over how awful her plastic surgery/botox/fillers are she was so pretty before.
Ella looked awful she's even more unhappy than Shona.

Porscha really doesn't know how to talk does she? She just cannot hold a conversation without shouting over the other person.

I think Terrence is actually scared of her. She said to him that if anyone mentions it again, she's going to kick off at them. This is just a silencing technique that an abuser would use.

I think she is just so embarrassed for snogging other people without checking that Terrence was ok with it. I think she played it down to him and cannot bear that other people view her in a different light because of that.

I think Laura and Arthur might be hiding something. Laura seems more interested in everyone else. She's getting in Shona and Brad's relationship and also trying to cause problems for Peggy. Laura has talked about others behind their back too. She didn't have to tell Ella what was said, that was cruel to Ella and will only add to her insecurities.

Shona will do anything to deflect from her own problematic relationship.

I think the experts will say to Laura, Peggy and Georges - mind your own business.

To Porscha - be honest, let others speak if they want to and control your temper.

This was not entertaining tv.

Remember that they will be told what to discuss by the production team. Those moments when Peggy goes to see Shona to tell her Brad is a twat are all set up. As are is everything.

Myself and DH think Laura had Arthur tied up in a cupboard for a week. I was just starting to think she was alright with confronting Bad about his treatment of Shona when she threw Peggy under the bus. I wouldn’t put anything past her

Arthur is like a hologram. What have we actually learned about him since he got married?

He’s good at google and tennis

I think Arthur is genuinely unwell