MAFSUK Part3 - Brought to you by yesteryear and Dreamies. When feeling cheap and dirty involved fingers and a virtual stranger as opposed to no fingers and a virtual stranger. Doing my pan in…

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

No fingers …

Oranges are not the only fruit....
But there's no emojis for grapefruit.....
Brad is getting riled.....

poor Shona - everyone can see it (including Brad ) but her

and anyway - if she's so confident it's true lurve then why does she need the validation from them?

I did think it a bit strange that Luke would go straight to confronting "Rad" Brad about his talking about their sexual antics, but of course it was probably scripted

Have The Spoonies arrived yet?

Why did fem girl take all the blame for the sex with dh on yesterdays episode?

Her dh didn't have to go along with it if he wasn't comfortable with it?

Brad has so much ink it's like he's been shat on by a giant squid

Farm girl!!

If it wasn’t scripted Luke might be panicking about finding a dead pigeon in his bed later (horse heads likely being in short supply)

craggyrat

"I know someone who is coming in soon as a groom. He’s only just been able to tell people he is on the programme. Is a genuine normal lovely person. I’ve only watched the series these last few days as I knew he was coming in and I just cannot imagine him on the show. I used to watch it years ago when it wasn’t like this!"

Hope your friend dies better and is not matched with anyone toxic.

The show used to be very real and then they adopted the Australian approach.

I am also watching the USA version and the experts really are good. What they say makes the situation de-escalate.

Surely dead pigeons would be bad for karma.
He might get a crystal inserted somewhere unpleasant though..

Thomas is just so gorgeous. He comes in looking like he's popped to the corner shop! And still looks stunning. Brilliant.

Only if he killed it, it might have died of old age with a bit of encouragement

Oh Porsche’s got her spoon out

Brad could kill a pigeon with his dead eyed stare, for sure

Hope your friend does better and is not matched with anyone toxic.

Luke is a right old gossip. Very judgy.

I'd just have to steal Porschas spoon if I was at that dinner party

Arthur's under a posh patio isn't he?

Euwww

Wearing the trousers

Ridiculous expression

Have you ever listened to what Nathaniel has been saying this whole time?

Tash's face at Brad behaviour!!!

Ooh Nathanial and Porscha like each other.

Paul is looking at Brad as though he's an animal in the zoo. He's completely bemused by Brad's 'dominating' bullshit.

Nat didn’t go to Porscha, she got up and went to him!

Porsha embraced nathanial. Ella could have reached over there