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BBC Doctors. Will Zaniel split? Will Al recover? Will Nina ever treat a patient?

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MadisonAvenue · 14/09/2023 18:25

And is there going to be a Baby Bear?

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Musicalsfan · 17/10/2023 16:09

Been out for lunch and just watched today’s episode. I thought Tim was a ghost but I might just be showing my age by having a Randall and Hopkirk(Deceased) moment.

VegetablesFightingToReclaimTheAubergieneEmoji · 17/10/2023 16:40

FuzzyPuffling · 17/10/2023 14:14

She'll be back soon giving birth to a pile of huge mutant bed bugs.

All born with tiny white puffer jackets

martinisforeveryone · 17/10/2023 16:49

Anyone want to see my search history now? because I too stopped short at sperm wandering around in the bloodstream.

Here's something to entertain fuzzy later on if AIBU wasn't up to scratch

Ever thought about how humans compare with the rest of the animal kingdom when it comes to sperm production?
We can produce between 40 million and 500 million sperm in a good ejaculation. A ram regularly releases 95 billion, which is approximately 1000 times more.
A human male can usually manage sex up to three or four times a day. A lion can manage it seventy five times a day during the mating season.
When a man ejaculates he generally produces between 2 and 5 millilitres of sperm (about the same volume as a large teaspoon would hold). A pig routinely manages one litre which is 200 times as much.
Our sperm cells are microscopic - we cannot see them with the naked eye. On the other hand some diminutive fruit fly species produce sperm cells that are 20 times their total body length. Imagine how it would feel for a minute. It would be like a man producing a python about 40 metres long from their penis. Ouch!

Don't anyone ever say Doctors isn't ultimately educational.

Raahh · 17/10/2023 16:57

martini Grin

martinisforeveryone · 17/10/2023 17:15

Feel free to use for after dinner chat or store it up for the next pub quiz. You never know 😂

Binglebong · 17/10/2023 17:15

I appreciate your sacrifice Martini. Let's hope there's no males on this thread who are now feeling rather inadequate.

does anyone remember the Reeves and Mortimer version of Randell and Hopkirks(deceased)? Far superior I thought but never seen it again.

Emmylou22 · 17/10/2023 20:50

Raahh · 17/10/2023 14:11

It did sound like they couldn't be bothered to make up something that sounded more interesting.

This is up there with the illness that made the bloke play the piano.

And the one that made that woman see apparations of Joe Pasquale wherever she went

doctorsnoddy · 17/10/2023 21:01

I've just caught up. I too wonder why he hadn't experienced his flu like symptoms with the friend. I have never heard of such an illness!

FuzzyPuffling · 18/10/2023 11:12

Good grief Martinis. My gob is smacked.

Off topic but I'm reading "Animal" by Sara Pascoe. Excellent book with lots comparing us to animals.

I now have covid. DH and I are playing "Temperature Warz". Person with lowest temp gets fresh water.

Raahh · 18/10/2023 11:20

Oh blimey Fuzzy - hope you are both ok- I'm sure today's offering of Doctors will cheer you both up Grin (or maybe not ).

FuzzyPuffling · 18/10/2023 11:25

Raahh · 18/10/2023 11:20

Oh blimey Fuzzy - hope you are both ok- I'm sure today's offering of Doctors will cheer you both up Grin (or maybe not ).

Got to be better than Loose Women.

Raahh · 18/10/2023 11:27

Oh definitely! Grin

Robotalkingrubbish · 18/10/2023 13:46

Nooooo, they are binning it. 😱😭

Raahh · 18/10/2023 13:46

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Raahh · 18/10/2023 13:47

We need to start a petition.

First they got rid of Holby. they can't take Doctors.

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MadisonAvenue · 18/10/2023 13:48

Just read the news 🥺

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Raahh · 18/10/2023 13:49

I feel very sad.

it might be rubbish, but the alternative is more rubbish quiz shows.

Raahh · 18/10/2023 13:50

If they hadn't already cast the new Doctor Who, it would be the perfect time to give Ian Midlane the job he deserves Grin.

FuzzyPuffling · 18/10/2023 13:51

What raahh said. I don't want another quiz hosted by a bright young thing I've never heard of.
Or an Australian drama bearing no resemblance to my world.

Raahh · 18/10/2023 13:54

I don't mind some of the Aussie dramas- but the quiz shows get on my nerves- they start them, they are usually really over complicated. Hardly any of them ever get a second series.

EquallyDetermined · 18/10/2023 13:57

Oh no, just seen this on FB. I am gutted. Another year left.

Onlywedressbetter · 18/10/2023 13:57

BBC canceling doctors, last episode December 2024.

Raahh · 18/10/2023 13:58

Explains why they have never bothered to rush to do 5 days a weeks again.

What will Jimmi do??

Raahh · 18/10/2023 13:59

Is the 'white duvet' the new 'dressing gown of doom' ?

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