Emmerdale **NO SPOILERS** Glooming into Autumn and Wendy's still there squeaking away

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Is the Lydia storyline going to drag on until Christmas? Is Gabby off? Charity and Liam prospects? Belle and Tom more misunderstandings? Mary another disastrous date? Chas is due a romance surely? And finally, fuck off Wendy.

Mack is a bloody moron. Another complete personality transplant.

Tracey of course!

I suppose we can expect Mackenzie to run up to the farm and tell Moira and also announce the pregnancy in the Woolpack before the pregnancy test arrives in the post.

And Charity will be standing right there

Mackenzie has totally changed, what happened to him being so in love with Charity! Stupid bloody storyline!

I'm just turning it on now. Looks like I'm in for a good time 🙄

Breastfeeding is a contraceptive? Oh do fuck off.
10 minutes in and I'm just not in the mood for any of this shit.
And is just shit.

I only caught the end bit and Mack auditioning for Invasion of the Bodysnatchers. Do the writers not keep notes of what the characters are supposed to be like? Just the basics would do ...

Complete and utter shit even by current Emmerdale standards tonight.
Why on earth would Gail think she and "Marls" were best friends when she's known him all of 3 months and he, like the soppy twit he is, goes along with it.

Then we've got drippy Chloe who may be pregnant again and Mackenzie proposing to her. No doubt they'll do a Woolpack announcement and then find out she isn't pregnant. The nonsense that came out of his mouth in that scene was on another level of cringeworthiness.

Maybe I should stick a ring on it? Eh maybe a condom Mack ffs.

He married to Charity too and she has not even peed on a stick yet.

Yes! Why is a massive tv programme like this spouting out very harmful lies, and also pushing the view that the woman is in charge of making sure babies don’t happen (Him saying she told him they were safe), it’s two people involved!!

Has it ever been conclusively proved that Mack is Reuben"s father as I've always had my doubts.

I agred that claiming breastfeeding is a contraceptive is a very outdated and dangerous notion.

I’ve thought that about Reuben’s dad. I can’t remember it being confirmed. He just took Chloe’s word for it. I was hoping he’d discover after moving in with her that he’s not that father and that Charity would find out she was pregnant but refuse to take him back. Too late now for a surprise pregnancy announcement from Charity. But I’d be happy if Reuben isn’t his and for good measure her test to be negative. Oh and for Charity to tell him to fuck off if goes anywhere near her!

So bloody predictable 🙄

Sarcastic eh? Obviously Charity's grandson then

So how long with Chloe pretend she's pregnant for?

You'd think she'd be relieved

Well, any normal person would but this is Emmerdale........

Sends for a pregnancy test next day delivery. Calls a family meeting and surprise surprise let’s it slip about the pregnancy then starts her period all before the courier arrives with the test. Who writes this shite? Well we’ve predicted it for a laugh but somebody is actually called a scriptwriter and being paid to churn out this pile of predicable shite 💩

It's pathetic. Any of us who are not professional "scriptwriters" could do better.

Drunk Matty is fun

Moira has had a haircut

Mandy sounded like she meant that line a bit too much

Why did they turn Mackenzie into such a fecking muppet?

Chloe never changes does she. Lies lies and more lies.