Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS! The Rovers doesn’t make enough, Stephen’s worried about Rufus’s stuff and Ryan’s on a dodgy route to buff

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Chat away to your heart’s content about invisible quads, terrible children’s clothing designs that are apparently groundbreaking, Stephen’s bizarre whispering and much more!

Well Jenny has now mentioned Leo so it is going to have to be him now we got that timely reminder.

Maybe Todd could organise a mass funeral for all the unburied.

Ryan needs to get his own place, when you are live streaming sex videos it's time to move out from your Auntie's

I keep thinking of the late Hilary Mantel book. 'Bring up the Bodies'.

Ena Sharples will be turning in her hairnet. I know soaps have to move with the times but every storyline has gone way out of control.

Arcraigy looks half smart in a suit though.

Bit surprised to hear Ronnie mispronouncing "Bowdon" ! Anyone from Manchester does not pronounce it with the "Bow" like "how"!

Yeahn bully the bullseye in a suit!

Craig has had a major makeover.

We never hear how Craig is coping without Faye, or indeed how Faye's getting on with her new life. You'd think Tim would mention her occasionally.

I seem to remember Kelly’s dad body being found and Kelly’s mum said she’d killed him? She somehow found out Gary had killed him but she was dying of cancer and wanted Gary to look after Kelly so took the blame. Or something like that.

Steve and Tim's mobile phone ringtone pranks. What can I say. The actors must be cringing at their scripts. Writers trying to inject humour is failing miserably.

Steve has a silly voice too. Overgrown schoolboy comes to mind.

Sigh

She's living it up on Strictly, apparently...😁

Which persistently floated on the surface, but then sank under the weight of a single pebble just before the dog walker went past... 🙄

Yes indeed. It was farcical in the first place to suggest he could get the body up into the roof box unaided. Then lift the box off the roof without causing damage to Audrey’s car or the roof box hitting the ground and bursting open. I know when we remove our roof box it takes 2 pairs of hands and that’s after we’ve emptied 🤣

Amazing how they just happened to start digging just where the body was. They barely scratched the surface.
And I'm sure the body would be far more decomposed that that.

I am just glad this nonsense is ending

I forgot to record last night episode 🤦‍♀️!

Can't be bothered to watch it on itvx.
I think this thread has got me upto date.

Apart from body being found ... anything else of significance ?

Steves phone quacks.

Todd wants to go back to Shuttleworths but he's not finding it easy.

Also the quads have all got speaking parts now and tonight's episode is dedicated to them with no other açtors in sight.

(One of the above sentences is a lie.)

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It's vommy isn't it @Heliotroper
I thought Tim said Elaine was selling her flat and kicked the serial killer out but I'm still catching up ???

Even my sky has had enough as stv just went down lol.

I got bored last night and turned it off about 15 minutes before the end. Not really paying attention tonight either

Aw wee leo.

And tonight he was poking the water with a thin stick - as if he was going to get a sodden roof box full of mud to the surface with a puny stick!! I suppose all he has to do is dislodge the puny pebble that’s holding it down!

Arcraigy will be the country's chief constable next, with Billy as next Archbishop of Canterbury. Both still living in Coronation Street of course.
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