Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS! The Rovers doesn’t make enough, Stephen’s worried about Rufus’s stuff and Ryan’s on a dodgy route to buff

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Chat away to your heart’s content about invisible quads, terrible children’s clothing designs that are apparently groundbreaking, Stephen’s bizarre whispering and much more!

Sarah's in peril, Paul needs trooser braces, Ryan needs to tuck his bobby away for good before the steroids shrink it, and Ed Six Flats Bailey may as well go back to sticking at all on the 3.20 at Kempton.

Well this is fun.

WHAT HAS HAPPENED ?I'm basically in the most rural place in Europe, where the Internet is intermittent at best
Please tell me as I won't have time to catch up when I get home
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TIA

Audrey got a letter about the equity release, Sarah-Lou found out it was Stephen .
Angelique binned off the NipperSnapper contract to start her own " exciting" brand.
Stephen came up with the idea of selling NS to her and SL didn't tell her gran if he pays the money back.
She's suspicious of him now tho as Tim did a character assassination in the pub about him being a flaky liar true
Stephen has his claws into Jenny who is weeping in a Jacques Vert MoB dress at losing the Rovers.
Paul is getting worse and struggling to accept it, Billy got a stair lift put in and then they went for a cringey naked swim in a lake 😬
Ed the daft builder is putting ALL his and Aggies money down on a dodgy building deal run by Debbie.
It will go wrong.
Gail was bobbing her tiny head/ big hair up and down.
Caaaalas had lip filler
Ryan is getting his bits out

Runs in the family David has the same look tiny frame with big hair

The one saving Grace from last nights episode was the lovely Deedee in her hot pink jumpsuit!

DeeDee's outfits are a good reason for watching.

Another was the return of the fabulously evil Gabriella calling Sarah a glorified secretary. They should have brought her in full time, she is a much better villain than Stephen.

I didn't think Paul would drown but I half-expected he might suddenly die from a medical episode caused by the cold water, collapse peacefully into Billy's arms, and they would both drift slowly back to the shore, with some heartbreaking music or song playing! And we'd all be rather relieved.

Please let Yasmine go on a very long 70th birthday trip!

I thought exactly the same!

I wondered how Paul had managed to position himself at the edge of the pier. The scene in the water gave me great uncomforts.

I've always been rather envious of Gail's big hair.

Who's Caaaalas with the bigger lips?

Carla-she seems to have sticky out lips these days.
@QuintessentiallyScottish

@QuintessentiallyScottish I'm another one who wouldn't mind a bit of Gail's hair, not all of it though. Carla? with the lips, I didn't notice.

Have they not always been sticky out?

I wondered how Paul had managed to position himself at the edge of the pier

I wondered about that. When they were walking onto the pier I thought he’d fall in at that point and Billy would have to do a dramatic rescue. I wonder where it was filmed. They didn’t appear to be shivering or cold in any way. Having said that there was a reference to chipolata sausages .

No, they were full but flat side on and also the slightly lispy "I've had me lips done " way of talking.

Ah, thank you. I did notice her pouting at one point but thought she was trying out a sexy look 😄

The sausages comments they made were gross 🤮.

Thank you @Sharonspleatherleggings , I'm sure it all makes sense when you watch it but just reading what's happened it sounds like the writers were stoned
Why were they swimming in a lake suddenly ?

Skinny dipping while comparing their sausages was part of Paul's bucket list !

@bizzey some of these storylines make me want to reach for the NEAREST bucket! The lake one being the most unpleasant of late. Imagine any underwater creatures swimming happily along and being confronted with THAT sight.

Grim

Im going to have to watch against my better judgement. It sounds appalling. My phone wanted to say appealing. So similar yet so different.

I'd quite like to see his knob tbh

Before the steroids shrink it?

I did not realize she was that age

I cannot imagine many seventy year old's wanting to raise their new boyfriend's eleven year old grandkid.

Preferably. I'm not a fan of cocktail sausage!