Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS! The Rovers doesn’t make enough, Stephen’s worried about Rufus’s stuff and Ryan’s on a dodgy route to buff

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Chat away to your heart’s content about invisible quads, terrible children’s clothing designs that are apparently groundbreaking, Stephen’s bizarre whispering and much more!

Michael aka Les Dennis

Ooooh Rita

WHAT IN GODS NAME IS DEBBIE WEARING & THOSE SHOES !!!
YES I'M USING MY BIG SHOUTY VOICE !!!!!!!!!

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I don't really know Rita

Mind you he was good in HMS Pinafore

I can’t even read what Ryan is typing 🤷‍♀️ no idea what’s going on there !

Something about 'there's more where that came from' which is presumably about his knob. A charming tale of everyday northern life.

I’m not sure Phelan killed Les Dennis, just watched him die of a heart attack. He got Les Dennis’s fake son to shoot his business partner, Vinnie? And then shot fake son and also shot Luke who was the brother of someone but I can’t remember who!
Didnt he also shoot Kym Marsh on her wedding day?

Cassie is going to be a manipulative cow. Dopey Tyrone is already under her spell

Oh i forgot about Les Dennis and his fake son.

Had Jodie and Sean starting following Ryan and if so it's a bit bleugh

Especially if they are sending him money

I want to get a red felt tip and colour in Ryan's Bonio shaped, white skin graft.

I realise this is wrong of me, but I really, really want to.

Don't like Cassie as I can't stand the Liverpool accent. Didn't Gary kill someone, bury them, bury them, then later on dig them up and rebury them? Will he ever be brought to justice?

I’m an episode behind, so apologies if I’ve missed anything, but does anyone think Lorna Laidlaw is ill or something? It felt very weird to have Michael explaining what was going on in his mother’s life and why she was working so many hours etc. I feel like we haven’t seen Aggie in yonks (was it the auction storyline with Arabella Weir?).

Also, Ryan is kidding himself if he thinks he’s getting his knob out for hot young women. It’s more likely to be some hairy-arsed old man.

It's more unsightly than the burns themselves.

She's horrible. I hate how she keeps giving him a hard time.

For ages I thought it was a plaster and I also thought Billy’s beard was a face mask. I need to get my glasses out I reckon !

I thought it was a plaster too and couldn’t understand why it was so small.

I didn’t know who you meant by Lorna Laidlaw at first. I don’t know the real names of lots of the “new” characters, even though some of them have been in Corrie for a few years now, The Baileys, Nina, Yasmeens new geordie bloke, Max and Lauren, Daisy and Ryan. Could it be I’m just not interested in them?

Is Ryan due to have more skin grafts? That would mean skin stretching of his healthy skin, wouldn't it?

I can't even think of the real name of Shona. Or Nina, Dev, Aadi, Asha, Bernie, Ches, Gemma, Enry, Arcraigy, Beth, Izzie, George, Brian, Stephen, Ed, Aggie, DeeDee, Adum, Sarah, Michael, Ron, Debbie, Summer, Billy, Paul, New Todd, Dr Gadass, Ryan, Tyrone, Hope, Ruby, Abbie, Jake, Daniel, Daisy, Amy, Jenny, Max, Lauren, Stu, Yasmee, Alya, Zeedan ...

I do know the real names of Evelyn, Kevin, Sean, Rita, Roy, David, Gail, Audrey, Ken, Carla, Steve, Tracey, Fizz, Sally. And Tim, but only because he's from acting royalty as far as I'm concerned so I remember it! And Elaine, Glenda and Cassie because they're already well-known (like wot Cathy was).

I can remember half of Peter's! Chris Thingy ... Eileen is Sue Wotsit.

THERE ARE TOO MANY CHARACTERS

Omg is that what it is? I thought it was a sticking plaster !!!

I though it was a waterproof plaster.

I thought it was a plaster, I noticed he's got the same on his arm that are similar shape.

I thought Billy's beard was a badger's arse