TENNIS- The hard court season is in full swing on the run up to the US Open.

[Raahh]

This match is very up and down.

Shite

Hmmm!

Bugger. Don’t know if I can manage another set.

Damn.

Feeling better now, eh Djok? .
I don't think I will last another set.

kill him carlos VAMOS Carlos!

Not sure if I can listen to Greg and Petch for much longer

Has he gone to the airport?

Hah

Vamos! What a game that was.

No they are not comparable on the temperament level Petch

Absolutely vodka clear? Where does Petch get these sayings from?

Vamos Carlos!!

Please no tie break. Vamos!

Aargh! Can't remember what the tiebreak is to 7 or 10

Fuck

Ugh gross he's ripping his shirt off

Carlos is crying

I am

Hopefully he's worn out after that

Poor Carlos is so emotional and now he's set his brother off crying. How he can think in English when he's feeling like that I do not know!

Djok is giving a presidential speech

it's always very very bad to start getting sucked in to feeling sorry for Djok. He's a snake.

Poor Carlos. He will hopefully not spend too much time dwelling on match points and move on. Today is a new day.

Off to get more kidney stones zapped. Happy Monday!!

Grr! I woke up in the middle of the night, checked the scores and saw that Djok had won - quite a turnaround from being at deaths door earlier in the match!

Hope that Carlos is OK

Good luck with the kidney stones Raahh

F'ing hell!! Just before I went to bed, DS said Cock had lost the first set, was a break down in the second and had the doctor out. Everyone saying he didn't look well. I told DS not to believe it, he'd probably win the next 8 games! Obviously didn't happen like that but the result was the same. I loathe him

Good luck with the kidney stones Raahh

I went to bed after the second set and wasn’t surprised to see the result. Glad I missed shirtless Djok. Carlitos, what doesn’t kill you can only make you stronger.

Good luck with the zapping Raahh!

Ffs! Popped on to insta and all I'm confronted with are photos znd videos of Cock, either winning the title, holding the trophy or (the worst of all) staring demonically as he rips off his shirt (not envy!)

Thanks everyone- fortunately, I had managed to catch most of the biggest stones so no zapping needed. Hopefully won't get another for a while.

Djok ripping his shirt is not a good advert for the company who makes them - I mean, what awful quality they must be if they tear so easily?(he's hardly the hulk).

I'm not looking forward to everyone fawning over him at the US Open. I think I will just hibernate until he retires.

I've just seen a lovely picture of Coco with her trophy, and it got me thinking - what would happen if the women went around ripping their shirts off at the end of matches? - there would be uproar, probably.

I feel a bit tennis-ed out, but Winston Salem is on Prime (wasn't sure if it was , as it is a 250 event, and most of the year only the 500/1000s are on there).

Dh has managed to renegotiate our Virgin package (it had gone up a lot and we were out of contract) so we are now paying less than before - and have Sky Sports. So i can watch the US Open (if i manage to ever stay awake).

This is not for my benefit, you understand, it's because he wanted TNT(BT Sports) for the football...