Emmerdale: More miserable than the weather - NO SPOILERS

[JaneJeffer]

Moan away

Does anybody care about any of these scenarios though? I couldn't care less!

Yep, it's Meena and Manpreet all over again. Or Pierce and Vanessa. At least when Jai locked Charity up he had the sense to use a container with no windows.

Nobody in soap seems to have a phone case. I have a phone case. No one smokes anymore do they? I've obviously let my mind wander

I think Colin has turned into quite a good baddie. Not just a bigot but a god fearing preachy bigot.

Dan’s mumbling and sighing is enough to make me give up on it. I can’t bear Amelia’s character. It’s thanks to her lifestyle that dopey Dan is in this predicament. I hope if they go on the run it’s on the same one way route that previous emmerdale absconders have taken. Feck off and don’t come back please !

Dan never looks well to me. Looks like a bloke who lives on take-aways and never exercises. Good acting and make up or...?

Amelia actress, I'm afraid, has had plenty of time to develop her acting skills but it's not happening.

Are they going do we think? I won't be sad to see the back of them.

Ooh he scrubs up well.

I cant wait to see the back of Amelia and Dan, it's just stupid now, but I feel sorry for Lydia because she will miss Esther the most considering she seems to rear her, by the way where is Samson gone?

I also got the impression that Mary and Suzie could become an item.

I hope Marshall's Dad never lets Laurel out, she's absolutely painful lately, and she used to be one of my favourite characters.

Belated happy birthday Bizzeys Mam 💐💐

Wow 85 huge congratulations 🎉

Hostage Tuesday
On the Run Wednesday
just in time for …
Hospital Thursday!

Gotta love an Emmerdale cliché.

Why did Laurel apologise to Suni for Jai's rant about the house? It was very disrespectful and he deserved a tongue lashing.

How long will it be before Laurel needs a wee though? Will there be a flower vase in that bedroom? Will her captor see sense and release her? Has she missed her flight? How was she getting to the airport? Or does Emmerdale have it's own aerodrome?

So many unanswered questions and its spoiling my day.

Not!!

Thanks Ellenanora !!

@Helendegenerate the wee situation concerns me too. When Manpreet was tied to the bed for weeks on end all I could think about was how she was going to the toilet 🤣

Laurel was on Lorraine this morning talking about her being held hostage.

At least Laurel is not tied up so if I was her I'd find a container to pee into and then fling the contents into Colin's eyes as soon as he opened the door.

Laurel just nod and smile and get out of there FFS. This is pathetic.

The bloke needs sectioning! Bat shit!

Nate can't manage his buttons

Oh this is pure shite

Just lamp him Laurel

Aagghh!

Vanish from his life? You're going to stay with his relatives in Ireland!

I can't cope with all this stupidity.

The wobbly camera is very annoyed

I think the actor of Colin is good at doing an unhinged madman's laugh

Dear Lord please make Emmerdale good again 🙏