Emmerdale: More miserable than the weather - NO SPOILERS

[JaneJeffer]

Moan away

Oh for goodness sake, bog off Wendy

🙏😂

Death by bible

Grab a knife

Silly cow. I'd have put a chair through the window.

All that glass. Just break the glass!

Why didn't she break a window? Sigh

We're all obviously a lot more savvy and equipped to deal with a mad man! 🤣

Oh shit, she's tied up. How will she wee for god's sake?????!!!!!!!

No-one locked in a room in a soap ever break a window, ever.

Stupid isn't it 🙄

If you get to hit your attacker ALWAYS hit them twice. The first whack usually stuns, Adrenalin kicks in and they come back even angrier.
Locked in a room, smash or open windows and start throwing stuff out, things that will smash, make a noise, attract as much attention as possible.

I was taught self defence by an American woman when I was a teen, never had to use the above but never forgotten them. Pity Laurel didn’t have the same teacher 🤦‍♀️

...... to be continued....

I can't see Laurel being killed off so assuming those back at the village now know she didn't get to the airport/funeral, she's going to be saved as the posse will be on their way to Colin's house. She told Arthur she would go and get Marshall's pissport (no it wasn't a typo)

Or something entirely different.

Sigh

FFS that episode was utter nonsense. She was in the bedroom all night, didn’t open or break the window. She could have locked him in the room when she ran out of it. Although the front door was locked there were glass panels and heavy ornaments next to the door, she could have smashed through them to call for help. Meanwhile back at home nobody has noticed her suitcase is still there or think it odd she didn’t say bye to them before setting off for India 🙄

Fuck sajee. I'm watching now. She's behind the sofa and right behind her head is an unlocked window.

Fuck sake

This is my new favourite thing

The large font, I meant. Not the total lack of sense in this most recent story.

Why are the pictures hanging by strings? The decor is terrible. How did he manage to pin her down to tie her with a bit string and gorilla tape? Is noah not going then? I'm very tired and struggling to concentrate, just in it for the comedy value at this point. Comedy value being these threads of course.

I think Colin should tie Laurel to the railway line and cackle maniacally as the train approaches

Laurel..She’s not the brightest tool in the box is she? Faced with bloke in the throes of a religious mania episode she went out of her way to antagonise hm. When her brain finally kicked into gear she didn’t clout him hard enough or often enough to knock him out.
We were shouting at the telly…Why didn’t she lock him in the bedroom, the padlock was still on the hasp. Chuck a chair through the window, Chuck pepper in his eyes? She can’t have given much of a struggle when he was tying her up, those ties were too neat.

Amelia.. why can’t she speak without doing that weird head wobble that they think makes them look hard?

The writer must have some sexy nurse fantasy but only has Wendy to work with. The talking dirty to Bob tonight was way too much🤮

😂laurel hiding behind the sofa, playing hide & seek . Crazed Colin is great it was so obvious to whack him in head and then ock him in room and she never even tried any windows or grabbing a weapon from kitchen. Wouldn't do that detour anyway when getting taxi to airport and would've asked driver to wait in case Colin not home but she took her case in.

Won't it be really difficult to go on run with a baby who'd need way more contact with authorities? Cains relative is probably running some modern slavery venture and Dan will regret not opting for prisons more lenient sentence.

Laurel still not had a wee wee. Maybe she's wearing her Tena pants. Problem solved.

Emmerdale is a parody of itself. More pantomime in tonight’s episode than in Cinderella.

Coffee ....i am so glad my drunken late night typo is now letting you have so much joy 🤣🤣🤣!!

The going on the run story is stupid .
Noah and Lydia give more help and support to Amelia with Esther than Dan does anyhow !!

Lydia will be devastated 😔