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Emmerdale: More miserable than the weather - NO SPOILERS

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JaneJeffer · 01/08/2023 18:16

Moan away

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JaneJeffer · 15/08/2023 19:50

RaraRachael · 15/08/2023 19:50

SPW instead of NNW

Now that she's retired from not being a nurse

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Shurleyknot · 15/08/2023 19:51

JaneJeffer · 15/08/2023 19:50

Now that she's retired from not being a nurse

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RaraRachael · 15/08/2023 19:52

I expect she'll get a job at Hotten General so we'll see her every hospital Thursday

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JaneJeffer · 15/08/2023 19:54

I bet they were delighted when they got this script

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AutumnCrow · 15/08/2023 19:54

Wendy can become the Hospital Trust Chief Executive, like that nurse did in Casualty. That was believable Hmm

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JaneJeffer · 15/08/2023 19:55

Yes Bob!

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Jitterybugs · 15/08/2023 19:55

Bob isn’t a great colour. He genuinely looks like he should be wearing an oxygen mask

PrincessScarlett · 15/08/2023 19:55

YES BOB!!!!!!!!!!

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JaneJeffer · 15/08/2023 19:55

Jitterybugs · 15/08/2023 19:55

Bob isn’t a great colour. He genuinely looks like he should be wearing an oxygen mask

He's dying of mortification

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TellingBone · 15/08/2023 19:57

If only NNNW would stay fucked off

Shurleyknot · 15/08/2023 19:57

I still do not get how Sam and Lydia are so broke. There cannot be a mortgage on that shack they live in, they have to be getting some kind of benefits. I mean what are they broke from?

Jitterybugs · 15/08/2023 20:01

What were the scenes of distress we were pre warned about? Sighing, mumbling Dan/whining sex pest non nurse Wendy or was it Bob’s floppy bobby?

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JaneJeffer · 15/08/2023 20:01

And Samson nicked all Noah's money

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PrincessScarlett · 15/08/2023 20:03

I know they would never have swearing in Emmerdale but it would have been brilliant if Bob had actually said "fuck off Wendy" 🤣

PrincessScarlett · 15/08/2023 20:06

Shurleyknot · 15/08/2023 19:57

I still do not get how Sam and Lydia are so broke. There cannot be a mortgage on that shack they live in, they have to be getting some kind of benefits. I mean what are they broke from?

I can only presume they are so broke because all the Dingles have to put money in the pot. Zak must be sitting on a small fortune with everyone giving him their wages for the pot.

Helendegenerate · 15/08/2023 20:24

So Wendy turned into a sex maniac. What do they say though. You are only as good as the man you are with (in bed I mean). So it's Liam who's the hotrod!. Currently he's not sha....... romancing anyone so who's going to be the next lucky lady? Or to be more precise, who hasn't he had yet? 😘

Shurleyknot · 15/08/2023 20:43

Nymphononnurseywhingeyface. SICK TO DEATH OF HER. When are the writers going to erase her? She literally brings my mood down.

AutumnCrow · 15/08/2023 20:50

I wasn't a fan of Gabby and NickyNannyNoo's (non sexy) sex build-up scenes either. It's not a middle age thing. It's a cringe thing.

Ellenanora7 · 15/08/2023 20:58

JaneJeffer · 14/08/2023 19:14

I made a poem because...

Crap Recap

Dan wants to leave it all
And head for the hills of Donegal
Where he could have mighty craic
But he can’t get Amelia off his back

Poor Colin lost the plot
Because his son thinks Arthur’s hot
He asked what would Jesus do
And locked Laurel up without a loo

Farmer Nate is up to something
Which involves a lot of mumbling
With the greatest actor ever
Neither of them look too clever

Bob won’t let Wendy near his plunger
So Doctor Legover she got under
She cried and whinged when she got caught
And won’t fuck off like she ought

Absolutely brilliant well done Jane

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CoffeeLover90 · 15/08/2023 21:16

Cracking poem

CoffeeLover90 · 15/08/2023 21:17

At this point, only watching so I can join in the craic

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JaneJeffer · 15/08/2023 21:25

Bob's plunger seemed to be in working order when he was in close proximity to Bernice though?

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CoffeeLover90 · 15/08/2023 21:35

@JaneJeffer Think that was just his lips though, maybe that's the real reason he pulled away? Or maybe writers forgot they kissed?
Both just as likely

Jitterybugs · 15/08/2023 21:38

I wonder if it’ll turn out that Bob and Bernice have been at it like rabbits with the help of viagra and the viagra has caused the heart attack.

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JaneJeffer · 15/08/2023 21:40

Jitterybugs · 15/08/2023 21:38

I wonder if it’ll turn out that Bob and Bernice have been at it like rabbits with the help of viagra and the viagra has caused the heart attack.

🤣 love it

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