Emmerdale: More miserable than the weather - NO SPOILERS

[JaneJeffer]

Moan away

I thought Bob's shenanigans before his heart attack were cringeworthy - all this shouting at Liam in the street and squaring up to him for a bit of fisticuffs. I was waiting for a pistols at dawn moment. Imagine all this over a plain boring woman like NNW. Sorry but I find Victoria's appearance weird these days.

Finger guns only for Bob

Someone has a thread in baby names who wants to call their baby Wendy 😭

Maybe because she is everywhere!!!

Is that really how street defibs work ?
You have to ring 999 for a code ?

Surely the local GP would already know the code?

I wasn't aware you had to ring to get a code. I thought it was all ready to use.

Bob really annoys me with his finger guns - when his brother was around they were unbearable with their wisecracking shit. Not funny, just silly and childish.

I suppose it's to stop people messing with them

I seriously hope the 'scenes of distress' are not more of whining Wendy

I can't get used to Cain being nice to Dan

What's going on? I missed most of it so far

Wasn't it a thing that when Bob and Wendy got together she hadn't been with anyone since her husband years ago? And now when Bob doesn't want to get jiggy for a few weeks she runs off to Liam!

Yeah, well, about that ...

She's going into whine overdrive, which engages the simper feature. It's next to the boo-hooing valve.

Stop saying erectile dysfunction

Jesus fucking christ SHUT UP WENDY YOU WHINGING BITCH.

I’ve been trying to remember for the past couple of days who else does that strange head nodding that Amelia and Victoria do when they’re talking. It’s Lydia. Someone in Corrie does it as well. Maybe they all went to the same drama school.

David looks nice and cuddly

That will be why we keep getting the erectile dysfunction adverts

Maybe they'll put you in with Robert Dan

Yes Dan stop saying those words

I can't believe Wendy is having a go at Bob about him shutting down their sex life. Why has she turned into a sex maniac?

Her whinging gave him ED to begin with. Christ how could you maintain a hard on when you are faced with that wagon.

Sex pest Wendy

She is a bloody sex pest 🤣

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SPW instead of NNW