It really annoys me:
Mean old man complaining “you can’t play here”
Beardy dad drinking coffee knows what happened despite having no view of incident - just by daughter’s sad face.
Beardy dad solution - galvanizes community (all welcome except old people) who paint existing goal posts and white lines to magically create a pitch.
Why weren’t they playing football on the huge football pitch at the back of the house in the first place?
Honestly Its like an ad from the apprentice - but they are usually funny