Love Island Thread 5: Roasted Crickets With a Side of Nobhead

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Did someone make a new thread already? I’ll get this deleted if so but I couldn’t see one!

I think Abi needs a bit of an intervention. Why is she still saying they had a better connection?

I want to know where Abi's dress is from! Love it. I'm thinking Rat and Boa but I've seen the short version on there, not the long

To stay relevant. You either need to be in an interesting couple - which could be a factor in Catherine and Scott being coy about what's going on - or controversial in some way.

Sammy is starting to sound like Ty with his voice pattern.

Looks like Jess has given herself some 'aesthetics'.

Erm, what has Jess done to her hair? It looks grey. She's supposed to be in her 20s not 40s!!

Platinum blonde innit

Abi.. deluded.. send help to shut her up ffs 🤦‍♀️

I'm really not enjoying the squashed tits look maya ..!!

Molly is awful. I don't think she and Zack are well suited at all.

Mal looks lovely.

Mayas top - ouchy!

Ffs, some of this is so awkward.

Awkward as in BORING

Nice to see Ouzy, surprised him and Kady are still a thing..
Not surprised Leah and Montel aren't..

Mal does look really lovely!

Maya's top looks painful, honestly.

That bit between Kady and Zach was excruciating. I give Zach and Molly 6 months. Once the couples work dries up

Well there ya go...

Zach was so awkward then…….felt like Molly had told him what to say and he was repeating it word for word whilst she watched him to make sure he didn’t mess up 😬

Really liked Mal, wish she had been in the villa longer.

Lol Molly, Zach is not feeling to travel up regularly to see you in Doncaster...

Mitch and Ella are exclusive? Like exclusively chasing a reality show? Ella surely can't be serious.

Sammy and Jess look like they live down the street from each other. Very similar families/lifestyle. Sammy looked scared of Jess's friends, one looked just like Jess😂
Bless Sammy, let's see if the "growth" remains after the Love island hype dies down...Jess you didn't stand your ground though - you chased him all over the villa! Lol

Mal is sweet and looks lovely

In one interview it said they were snagging all the time in the villa.

So true!

So Leah and Montel have a story that we didn't get to the bottom of. 🤔

Zach and Molly were proper cringe. Molly's family home was incredible 😲

Mal is fabulous. She should have been one of the OGs. She's so likeable and mad as a box of frogs.

Kady is a dick. She's deliberately being snippy, rather than it being her natural self. It's proper cringe.

Jess was v quiet and awkward. And lol at Sammy saying it was always Jess from the start 😆🫣

I also hated how Whitney said "everybody loves me" 😬

Whaen asked why they split, Leah referred to "trust issues" , so I'm guessing she saw the Casa Amor antics of Montel and how easily he was influenced by Ty to "misbehave"..

Yes, this was really cringe.

It felt like there was more than that, the way he answered. But yeah, i feel like i can barely remember Casa now 🫣

Catching up while I meant to be working.

Whitney is coming across as a right dick.

Yep, Lochan is far too nice for her.
Reckon she's VERY high maintenance