Love Island Thread 5: Roasted Crickets With a Side of Nobhead

[YoSof]

Did someone make a new thread already? I’ll get this deleted if so but I couldn’t see one!

Can we fast forward ? 😴

I cannot stand the declarations.

I predict

1st place - Whitney and lochan
2nd place - Zach and Molly
3rd - Ty and Ella
4th - Jess and Sammy

Which is a shame, because Jess has been so down to earth and genuine the whole way through. She deserves to win. I voted her and Sammy but still think W&L will take it

Its a whole lotta bullshit

I mean the declarations, not your predictions YoSof

I'm not watching it. I've seen all the other episodes, but the last one is so cringe.

I'm switching off I can't stand to see Molly a minute longer. I'm off to watch Alone on Channel 4 😆

I really don't like Whitney's dress

The final is the worst. Bad enough we've heard them spouting all the fake 'love' bullshit for 8 weeks, without a whole fucking programme of it. The only good bit is how obviously relieved they all are to be getting away from each other...

Nor me why have they done her like that 🤦🏽‍♀️

Wow I'm not mad keen on Ella but she looks stunning - in fact they all do though not sure about Whitneys dress.

But when Ella came out I literally said 'wow' out loud

I can't see any of them lasting really. Possibly Ella and Ty for a few months.

Ella has a gorgeous body. I'd love to know what she eats/ how much she exercises.

@HelpMebeok Me neither. I'd guess whoever wins will probably limp on to Christmas, then split in the New Year. The rest won't make it that far.

And why the fuck has McCains got bloody Ian Sterling doing an ad?

The girls afternoon dresses are so much more flattering than the evening ones.

Jess in the red is 🔥

Thanks for clarifying 😂

Do some screenshots for me! I’m on holiday with a cocktail in hand, waiting for your updates

Don’t believe a word Ty is saying. He’s copying his best mate Toby’a strategy to a T.

Me too!

Sammy will also spout a load of nonsense about he always knew it was Jess… ignoring when he chased Zara, had time with Mal and seemed to like her, kissed 2 Casa girls in the same night etc (probably another bombshell or two that I’ve missed)

After Casa he was saying to Jess he wanted to get to know Amber more until Jess put her foot down. So bollocks he knew it was her when she walked in on her own 😂

I must admit I admire the fact that Ella and Ty had so little of their eyes on the prize that they gave it the big fuck yous so close to the final. Toxic? Yup. Unhealthy? Yup. Grasping? No. Real? Not sure. Maybe.

I want Jess to win but only if she bins Sammy off. She is so attractive and he just doesn’t see it. He’s definitely got his eyes on the prize and I think he’s being so fake.

Whitney I went off over the selfish thing. Lochan is decent. A good lad.

Molly and Zach I can’t warm to. I can’t even say why.

I hate hate hate this cringy pish.

Molly says she loves him but then gives him a tiny peck while still keeping a foot of distance between their bodies.

I just don't feel like Zach is genuine. Its sad because I actually think Molly genuinely really likes him - she's gonna get hurt 😔

Mommy's seemed like a complete performance. Like she was playing a part.