Love Island Thread 5: Roasted Crickets With a Side of Nobhead

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Did someone make a new thread already? I’ll get this deleted if so but I couldn’t see one!

Yeah, wouldn't have guessed her at 27. How old is Montell?

If the article is correct, Montel is 25.

Mitch is a liar saying he’s scared of love and saying that he’s worried as he has had issues with his exes. He was with his last girlfriend for 4 years and he was the one who cheated on her and dumped her to be on the show

@Yahhey completely agree. I said to DD ‘you can literally see his tiny brain whirring away trying to work out how he’s going to lie to get out of this and emerge as the victim’. There are not enough 🚩🚩🚩🚩for this cock.

@Netaporter Totally agree, he's not bright enough to have a coherent strategy!

I had no idea.. I like him even less now!!

it is great that they are still together .
I was convinced that she was going to dump him for a football player.
There are so many couples who people didn’t think had any chemistry and wouldn’t last, but are still together, for example Molly Mae/Tommy Fury and Camilla and the bloke that she was coupled with. Both these couples have children together

I remember when Molly Mae and Tommy got together, I thought they'd get married but so many people didn't agree! So happy for them now.

This series I think Ty and Ella may last a while because I think they both love the struggle love vibe. I think Sammy does love Jess' personality but isn't attracted to her so that will make it a struggle on the outside because there will be thousands of girls he thinks are gorgeous/sexy. I think they will last a little while but not super long term.

Zach and Molly. I would be surprised if they lasted because I think he feels trapped. His declaration of love yesterday threw me off though. Does he mean it?! They could potentially be this years curveball and last ages. I'm excited to see.

Whitney and Lochan won't last very long. I think they are fond of each other but not well suited.

Just my opinions

Zach seems more invested in Molly than she is in him. Maybe it's a sort of Stockholm Syndrome?!

On tiktok Kady has said Mitch is a love island superfan, has studied all the seasons, wants to be a memorable character.
She's talking to Heatworld when she says it.

Can you link it please?

vm.tiktok.com/ZGJqW9FER/

If this is true, he has even less brain cells than I thought. Who wants to be memorable for being a massive knobhead 😂

Thinking he'd won against Scott in the graftie row was another level of delusion.

He needs to hole up with Big Deb, so they can both keep telling each other what they want to hear, rather than the truth, then everyone will be happy.

Also noted that Ella B seemed very quick to focus on the negatives on the other couples at their date. I think it actually must have been harder for her to work out who NOT to pick. Unlike Molly, who focussed on the positives.

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I think she was more into him but I think being in the bottom 3 for compatibility, hearing the random bits about him and Kady etc has given her doubts has switched things up a bit, she seems less sure now.

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@Pepsimaxcherry91 Scott liked Gabby though and said he wished he pursued things with her.

Kady is coming out and saying lots of controversial things because she wants to stay relevant. Someone always does this every year.

That’s true, I remember him saying that @littlehattie

I do like Scott.

Kady has done a podcast or something I think and has spoke out about a few islanders

First look looks good. Whitney and Lochan date on a yacht

I always remember seeing these photos and realising just how much producer interference there is.

Who are those photos of?

I'm one episode behind so have just recently watched that hideous Grafties thing and then the episode where Scott and Abi were dumped.

I think I've concluded Scott is an arse and I don't get the love and affection for him on here. Granted, he's nothing like as much of an enormous arse as fucking Mitch but he absolutely did muck Abi around and I think he's dull. Good looking but dull. So I'm not sorry they went.

With you all threatening to give up and boycott after that dumping. What else could the other islanders have done? The votes were cast by the public the night before Scott gave Abi the heave-ho. The dumping happened the following day so they were no longer a couple. What other result would have been right?

I've quite disliked a few contestants over the years - notably Dami from last year and that idiot Jordan who dumped Anna the day after asking her to be his girlfriend - but never on a scale of my intense dislike for Mitch. He is just SO unpleasant and cocky and has no idea how to behave. Of course, as pp have said, he's planting a seed that it's Ella B's fault if they get voted off next. Knobhead.

I'm so disappointed that Zach appears to be friends with him.

@FiloPasty I think that’s Adam and Paige, from series 4

that meant to say series 8