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Tennis: WIMBLEDON: second week

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JaneJeffer · 10/07/2023 17:42

Oops we did it again Tennis

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heldinadream · 14/07/2023 15:53

Djok could afford 700 Pimms. Can we drown him in Pimms? If we can't stuff him in a compost bin.

JaneJeffer · 14/07/2023 15:53

Please tell me Djok isn't doing his let him have this one thing urgh

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Raahh · 14/07/2023 15:55

heldinadream · 14/07/2023 15:53

Djok could afford 700 Pimms. Can we drown him in Pimms? If we can't stuff him in a compost bin.

it' an idea, held.

Pickle him in Pimms.

the80sweregreat · 14/07/2023 15:55

If Dojk was in a soap he'd be a baddie

Fizzywinegum · 14/07/2023 15:56

Pah wouldn’t waste my Pimms on Djok!

JaneJeffer · 14/07/2023 15:57

Dirty Djok the80s?

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Fizzywinegum · 14/07/2023 15:58

Dirty Djok Grin

Raahh · 14/07/2023 15:58

Fizzywinegum · 14/07/2023 15:56

Pah wouldn’t waste my Pimms on Djok!

It would have to be Aldi fruit punch, Fizzy. diluted.

JaneJeffer · 14/07/2023 15:59

I do not trust him one bit

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Fizzywinegum · 14/07/2023 15:59

Indeed Raahh would definitely not waste the proper stuff on him (even if bought at Clubcard price)

Hungrycaterpillarsmummy · 14/07/2023 15:59

JaneJeffer · 14/07/2023 15:59

I do not trust him one bit

In what way?
Dirty tactics?

JaneJeffer · 14/07/2023 16:01

In any way @Hungrycaterpillarsmummy he often lets games/sets go to give himself a bit of a rest

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heldinadream · 14/07/2023 16:01

Well the consensus is, foe the greater good of tennis, we must dispose of him.
Under a patio? Grin A mumsnet favourite!

the80sweregreat · 14/07/2023 16:02

Defo Dirty Djok!
The meanie one.

Raahh · 14/07/2023 16:03

heldinadream · 14/07/2023 16:01

Well the consensus is, foe the greater good of tennis, we must dispose of him.
Under a patio? Grin A mumsnet favourite!

I would make him eat cake.

His untainted body would explode.

heldinadream · 14/07/2023 16:03

Jannik!

Hungrycaterpillarsmummy · 14/07/2023 16:03

My heart in my mouth!

Raahh · 14/07/2023 16:03

Come on Jannik- do it for carrots!

Hungrycaterpillarsmummy · 14/07/2023 16:04

Omg he wants the audience to clap for him
Pathetic

heldinadream · 14/07/2023 16:04

Raahh · 14/07/2023 16:03

I would make him eat cake.

His untainted body would explode.

And meat, lots of sausages.

JaneJeffer · 14/07/2023 16:04

Wish the umpire had chastised him again Grin

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JaneJeffer · 14/07/2023 16:05

Come on Jannik

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heldinadream · 14/07/2023 16:06

Mind you sausages, cake and Pimms sounds rather nice.

Raahh · 14/07/2023 16:06

heldinadream · 14/07/2023 16:06

Mind you sausages, cake and Pimms sounds rather nice.

Nice BBQ Grin

JaneJeffer · 14/07/2023 16:07

No it's not wonderful to watch

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