Turned the replay of the Skupsi/Koolhof doubles off when the butterfly fancier kept talking about the men's singles matches, rather than the doubles match he was meant to be commentating on! So disrespectful 
Talking of the fuckwit, I see he's third on Court 2 tomorrow fizzy if* *you want to go and heckle
Playing with Iva Majoli. Is she who Goran was meant to be playing with before Cock banned him from playing he withdrew? 
Speaking of whom, not everyone "in the whole world" wants to see an Alcaraz/Djok final, Clare! Some of us would be more than happy to see Sinner vs whoever!