Tennis: WIMBLEDON: rain, rain go away

[JaneJeffer]

I'm taking over from Isa
I wish you were

Ooh- Machac has a break.

His sleeves are still annoying me.

I made the mistake of watching a match on an outer court yesterday on Iplayer and got John Inverdale commentating! That's even worse than Castle!

The mute button on my TV was swiftly activated.

I don't know why Inverdale still has a job on any channel.

McEnroe is supposed to be commentating on this match with Woodbridge and Cotter, according to the screen just now- not heard him yet! (He will butcher the pronunciation of Machac).

I haven't heard him either! He must have gone to the bar.

Andrew Cotter <3

Machac should have gone sleeveless.

Hi Mac

Here he comes, Jane !

Well those daft sleeves are pointless, so yes, he should have just worn a vest

Definitely was in the bar

He sounds weird(er than usual)

Yes Jane -not buying the 'commentating for the Americans' thing

Well done Andy but the scoreline doesn't really do Ryan justice

My phone died at a crucial moment! Why was David Cameron in the Royal Box - are they going to invite Liz Truss tomorrow?

Yay Mac! Claire was saying that they might put some of the unfinished matches onto centre court - it would make sense

I will join you in the 700 drinks if Djok loses Jane

The rain has arrived here now - they keep saying there’s going to be another heatwave but it’s not happening today!

I wouldn't like to be whoever is sorting the schedule for tomorrow.

Fizzy it was so hot this time last year and now it's just really wet here.

We can't go wrong Fizzy, 700 drinks to commiserate if he wins or 700 drinks to celebrate if he loses

Machac draws his arm back so far on the return you don't know what shot he's going to make

I set all.

No code violation for obscenity for Cam

Norris and Kenin should play mixed doubles and they could "come on" in harmony after every point

Jane It wouldn't get at all annoying, would it ?

Reckon the ex prime ministers were discussing it at the coronation

David - you and Samantha go on the 1st Tuesday
Theresa - you go to the 1st Thursday
Rishi- the final
Tony- you can go to Men's semi final day
Gordon - the second Monday
Liz - you can go to court 18 on the last Friday

Oh boris can join Liz on court 18 but will try to sneak into centre court