Tennis: WIMBLEDON: rain, rain go away

[JaneJeffer]

Ivan!

I love watching their hands in the slow-mos.

Keep cool Andy, dont get riled up so early on

Don't mess with Aurelie

I thought it was Aurelie. She's scary, I wouldn't want to get on her bad side.

Will wonders never cease! A good challenge from Andy Murray.

Just had the following conversation with my dm

Mum- Didn't Tsitsipas do some commentary last year?
Me- No! I think you're thinking of Feliciano Lopez
Mum- oh! I just remember a dishy young tennis player doing some commentary last year, and Tsitsipas is rather fishy

She's not wrong Shake

Shake

I always think Tsitsipas looks like Jesus.

She's certainly not

Dishy not fishy 🙈

They've got Aurelie in to deal with the rowdies!

Murray seems to have settled down a bit now

He does look like the paintings of Jesus which likely look nothing like Jesus, a Middle Eastern Jewish man!

Ooo nice one Andy

Although I don't remember Jesus having a top knot/man bun thing

Hipster Jesus by Caravaggio is an obscure painting, to be sure.

I’m not convinced by the Tsitsi topknot/man bun thing!

Jesus with a man bun.

I haven't been watching, just score watching. Daniil is serving to go 2 sets up. Sadly, Ben Shelton lost to Djere.

Jesus had dark hair surely

I did not expect to be discussing the hairstyles of Jesus on a tennis forum!

What's Andy moaning about?

Shame about Ben

Ivan looks like it's past his bedtime.

We get very distracted from the tennis at times

Please stop slipping like that.