Emmerdale *NO SPOILERS* Now for Paddy and Mandy and Chloe and Mack. But don't fall asleep - we have biker cat back

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All hail biker cat

Also the amelia story, corrie just covered something very similar.

I didn't watch again. It sounds ridiculous.

I speed watch @JaneJeffer , any scenes with Chloe, Amy, and Amelia I fast forward through, and either mumsnet of Facebook for any bits with Tom in, the way he talks gets up my nose.

I didn't take a lot of notice last night, wasn't properly watching, tbh I find Jai uninteresting and couldn't care less about a storyline involving him or Laurel

Am I ever going to catch up? Probably not.

I've seen a thread in S&B saying waterfall jackets/cardigans are back in, so Chas is going to be the height of fashion now!

Literally only watching out of habit at this point.

I didn't really take in much of last night's episode. It appears Jai mistakenly booked a honeymoon suite (which I'd guess is meant for 2 people) then they were talking about taking the kids. Then I switched off as it didn't make such sense .........as does most of it nowadays.

Oh FFS not Wendy and Liam again

Poor Zak love how he's decorated his mobility scooter though

I'll have a pastry Rodney

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OMG this is worse than when Tracey was writing a book

Wasn't Chris Bisson adopted in real life?

Like Robron

I don't get this Jai adoption. Jai's mum is white so it's rather convenient she had a one night stand with an Indian man and then married another Indian man to father her child 🤷🏻‍♀️

That was just a terrible episode

But why would there be adoption papers if Rishi’s story is true? They’d have just put him down as the dad on the birth certificate, job done. Story doesn’t hold water.

Does anyone care if Jai is adopted or not? The utter like. Shite episode. Shite.

In part due to the reappearance of Wendy @JaneJeffer

Did chuckle at Jacob banning Nicky Nacky from buying a pint of milk.

All of it was shite but yes Wendy didn't help matters

Look away now if you're allergic to spoiler mentions

I've seen spoilers for next week and they're redoing something they did before with the same person doing it. I don't understand them

Ooh intriguing! Please may I rejoin you btw! I lost you for a while but have found this thread.

Going back to Caleb's swanky new pad (!) ..did you notice when Gabby came round to give him a stern warning, she couldn't stop looking at the awful white sofa?!

That must have been in the episodes I missed. She was probably blinded by the Daz whiteness @BooseysMom

WTAF? How?

I'm watching on plus one. Rishi said he married jais mum before he was born. When married the husband is automatically named as the father on the birth certificate unless otherwise stated by the mother. So plot hole bigger than Kim's bank balance.
Speaking of home farm, I miss Billy and Dawn. They had this major story, they disappeared and all was forgotten. By the time they bother to mention it again, anyone's who's just started watching over the last six months will be non the wiser and the rest of us would have forgotten.
Not the delivery driver, he's forever in my thoughts. Along with callums mum. Bless them.