Emmerdale *NO SPOILERS* Now for Paddy and Mandy and Chloe and Mack. But don't fall asleep - we have biker cat back

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All hail biker cat

Thanks @froglou that makes sense.

Just caught up with tonight's. Best episode for ages. Shout out to Seán Healy for the excellent direction.

The deer though

@SlatternIsMyMiddleName I meant to answer you yesterday but didn't have time.

Lachlan sexually assaulted Alicia and eventually got sent to young offenders which is where he met Gerry I think? He tried to kill Laurence a couple of times at least and eventually ended up shooting him which Chrissie framed Andy for. He then killed his family by causing a crash. Unfortunately Rebecca survived but was even more brain damaged than usual. He had accidentally left the incident on a voice mail to Gerry so then he killed him too and he killed some other man who somehow found out, can't remember properly. He also kidnapped Rebecca but let her go? He tried to kidnap Belle but she managed to escape but ran straight out onto the road and got hit by Robert's car which ironically saved her life

He was a busy boy. That's probably just half the shit he did. I recall a fake nurse he used to keep someone captive. Was that Rebecca again?

Thanks for that JaneJeffer. I had forgotten most of that!

I have questions!

Caleb bought the Mill and then got pushed off a ledge so who exactly redecorated it and bought new furniture while he was in a coma?

Were they seriously going to eat a curry on that white sofa? I know it was still in plastic but even so!

Who in their right mind buys a white sofa?

Next time we see the house it will be pristine no doubt.

Still don't understand the Caleb is broke/loaded thing.

I await the appearance of his wife and other children.

I remember Lachlan made a hold in the ceiling at Hkmd Farm so he could dpg on people.
For one so young he was a very menacing baddie. It shows how the standards of acting have plummeted in the intervening years 🙄

That's why I like Nicky - good actor

Anyway if we thought Emmerdale was bad I've been reading about Eastenders WTF

I haven't watched EastEnders for over 5
years. My friend still watches it but from what she says it just sounds so bloody depressing and more so then Emmerdale and Corrie.
I think Vinnie and Belle would be a good couple

How has Mackenzie's feelings for Charity done a complete U turn in 5 minutes?! Charity is no angel but he was brutal to her just then.

It's just absolutely bonkers that he just said nothing in his life meant anything until Reuben. He was soul mates with Charity and was prepared to give up his son for her. Bloody bonkers!

I also wondered about the furniture. He bought the property, was pushed over the cliff and landed in hospital for all of 3 days if that. The house was furnished when he came home.

His recovery from injuries is as rapid as the furniture delivery. 3 days in hospital , induced coma. Woke up and went home. Leg broken in 3 places. He’s already leaving the crutches at times and weight bearing on it.

Sick of the nonsensical storyline with Chloe and Mack. I hope they’re on their way to Scotland soon.

"You're insanely hot" - Time to get to Specsavers Mack 🙄.
Caleb's recovery is ridiculous.

Yes it's pissed me right off. Also calling Chloe "insanely hot". I mean no disrespect to the actress as she's very attractive and has beautiful hair but I would not describe the character as that. Neither would Mack.

I think the problem with Chloe - and I don't know whether it's the actor or the character - is that she has zero charisma, zero presence.

A big problem for me was that there was just no compelling reason for her to be in the village, other than that the writers needed her to stay for this storyline. Why would she stay around once Kerry left (the story of Kerry being her mother being bizarrely dropped in just as the actress was going on maternity leave)? Amy wasn’t fussed about her (before a sudden U-turn, probably to compensate for Kerry’s absence) - what or who was she staying for? To be close to Sarah, who befriended her under false pretences because Sarah was the recipient of Chloe’s dead sister’s heart? Or because it was so much fun living near Noah, who’d planted secret cameras in her house?

Plus, why would Noah and Sarah be so keen to have such a complete dullard around anyway?

I need to catch up on yesterday's but don't know if I can be arsed going by the comments on here

Am back from hols what have I missed can anyone give me an update please 😊! Watched Glastonbury last night oh my Elton was amazing it was fantastic

Where did you leave off @ilovebrie8? I can't remember half of it now Nicky shoved Caleb off a ledge is the main thing but all is forgiven now. I still haven't watched Friday's

Hey @JaneJeffer I’ve been away 2 weeks …can’t remember where I left off my memory is terrible 🤣. Am sure I’ll get the gist ! 🙂

Oooohhhh what has Jai found? Looked like a birth certificate.

Poor Jai. What a shock.

So how come Jai never noticed that the first time he got married?

Was just thinking the same, also would it have not have come up when he applied for a passport.

I hate when they start ridiculous storylines like this out of nowhere.

I've must have half watched the last few, don't remember much of anything. Doesn't give it a glowing review really.
The jai thing... why? Just why? Obviously this would have been found out years ago as said before, his last marriage for example. So it's an excuse to bring his biological parents in as new characters. Although, he said rishi isn't dad, didn't mention mum so, is mum still mum?