Emmerdale *NO SPOILERS* Now for Paddy and Mandy and Chloe and Mack. But don't fall asleep - we have biker cat back

[TellingBone]

All hail biker cat

We're short on eye candy struggling

Yes we are Jane

OK I know the Dingles are fond of a crochet blanket but the fecking things are breeding

Lol 😆
Yeah I don't think it was Cain then

Out of them all, Cain did not do it. He wouldn't risk losing Moira and the kids for Caleb.

The others all seem more likely to me than Cain.

Moira likes shoving people from a height

She does @JaneJeffer and she was mightily pissed off with her farm being messed with!

My money is on Nickynanny.

Yeah he's top of the list @Jitterybugs can't blame him really

I'm still on yesterdays but I don't really understand why Leyla is so upset? They weren't actually a couple
Also don't understand why Mack is checking is Chloe is ok with Reuben for 5 minutes when he wasn't there for the first two months 🤣

I feel that Leyla is acting the shiftiest of all the possible suspects but who knows? It was weird how Jacob and David suddenly reappeared after weeks of absence. Apparently Debbie was in some programme I watched a few months ago but she literally said one line so whether that counts as acting work I don't know.
Caleb looked ridiculous lying there. I think the log had more about it.
Will all this shit drag on till Christmas? I neither know nor care.

I was speculating last night about the possibility of Charity being pregnant after the one night stand with Caleb. Maybe Layla is so preoccupied because she is also pregnant with a little Caleb 😱

I think Layla is shifty because she went and scored

Oh yes Jane I bet that's it, very silly woman if she did.

Cain is now at the very bottom of my list of suspects, will is second from bottom. They're too obvious.
My first bet will be nicky still.
Have to admit, I winced when I saw the blood on calebs legs.
Angelica needs a kick.

Angelica is a mini Nicola

Angelica now. Honestly, it's like they put names in a hat and develop a storyline for whoever comes out. But even then - it's not long since we've had the Cathy 'suddenly stroppy youngster' idea and they didn't even know how to end that so just offed her. Bye Angelica. Next, Jai's son gets new head, starts writing poison pen letters. Actually that's not bad come to think of it.

Oh no, not again. But I think you might be right 🙁

I think Layla looks shifty cos her botox doctor has applied too much and she cant look any other way!

Absolutely dreadful all round. I am inclined to not bother but it is like an addiction at this point.

If anyone looks shifty it's guaranteed they're not guilty.

Got to be Nickynannynoo. Conveniently gets rid of him as a character when he gets caught.

I'm kind of hoping it was Mackenzie because he was so jealous just to piss Chloe off.

Me too @JaneJeffer . They've ruined his character and we can't have him and Chloe living happily ever after so they may as well kill him off or get he locked up for attempted murder.

I think it would be interesting if the writers turn Mack into a stereotypical Mumsnet selfish, lazy, still-obsessed-with-his-ex DP. There's bloody hundreds of the fuckers' partners posting on here. They could show Chloe starting a thread on Relationships.

'Does My Baby Dad Really Love Me?'

'Baby Dad broke up with his wife ages ago and he's still always talking to her. When I say ages ago, I mean two weeks. And when I say talking, I mean, oh never mind. Anyway, he wants to move next door to her or near enough. Neither us us have any money. Apparently renting this expensive house will be the answer to all our problems. Now he's drinking a lot and doesn't help. He says he loves me and The Little One but I don't know, there's just something not right that I can't quite put my finger on.'

@AutumnCrow 🤣

Charity's post:

"I just got married to a man I thought I could trust after years of relationships with losers. I told him all my secrets. A week later I found out he had got a teenager pregnant and I threw him out. Now he's moving in with her. I'm heartbroken, please help me."