Ze Brits. Isnt Mika shit live? I wont be paying to see him in concert.

[tiredemma]

Love Beth Ditto though- she is cool.

Leona Lewis, Bleeding awful.

(ahem. the appltetons are canadian) i'd like to apologise for them btw.

Yeh, can someone do something about Fearne Cotton. Now! What's the point in taking a winner to one side and going, 'Whoo! yeh, you won, how does it feel? Yeh! now for the break'?

kylies song is shiteous. But her hair is cute. I heart Mika. Adele is lovlilicious and very talented. Beth ditto audacious and cool. WTF is that thing fearne has over her frock? Grim! I think I hate the entire Osbourne family.

I love the Leona Lewis song but hated her dress

I love Amy, but are her piles bothering her somewhat?

Appletons. Canadian. Ok, you learn something new every day. Still bastard annoying though. And now Amy Winehouse is back. Aaaaarggghhhh!!!!!!! I'm just too old to be watching. Cotton, sod off, you freaky child-woman. This is very cathartic

or the case of the errant tampon string perhaps?

Bag of crack up there. That's going to get removed isn't it?

very strange.....

Why didn't that cross out in an oh-so-ironic didn't want-you-to-read-that way? Bugger. Are the Spice Girls getting an award?

whoever styled leona should be shot at dawn.

dreadful. so unnecessarily awful.

I always feel sorry for Kelly Osbourne as her mother always outshines here

Maybe Amy has forgotten how to dance without being smashed out of her skull. I like the tampon shuffle though, that is funny!

Take That are sanctimonious pratts.

ooo no i think kelly is great tongiht, she looks gorgeous, and is far more natural than sharon imo.

Is it the Brits or the Sharon Osbourne show???

Bit of a wankathon ime

I think Kelly is fab presenter but she never looks right. Her outfit cuts her in half and akes her look big on the bottom half and her face just looks wrong somehow

Thought the Arctic Monkeys looked fab.

I'm finding Mark Ronson increasingly sexy.

Amy is awesome but weird

Ok, dh wants to know why the Arctic Monkeys always dress up? Is it so we know they don't take awards seriously, when really they've got whiole palaces devoted to them?

Pootleflump, BEST NAME EVER. End of