IVE GOT A TEXT - Love Island Summer 2023. Everyone's on Job, laying on factor 50

[Mouldyfoodhelp]

ITS BACK

June 5th with Maya Jama.

Here's a run down of the contestants

www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/love-island-contestants-2023-b2348080.html

I think if you download the app you can vote for the first coupling

Someone tell me why Molly is entertaining?

We almost never see some of them ..

Never any natural build up of anything .how do you invest in them

George is far too pretty to be going first.
Should have worked harder.

He was a bit of a gaslighter

Bloody fit tho

Creepy

I'm warming to the French guy, lovely soul.

Nooo. He's not even remotely pretty.

None of the boys are that attractive, Tyreeq is the most handsome I'd say. He has a good smile and decent bone structure.

Does Jess like Mitch?

Can I join in?

I think the new guy looks like Olivia Atwoods husband Brad.

I like mitchel and felt a bit sorry for him.

I've missed the last 2 nights and gonna miss tonight's ( I normally watch later tonight) don't wanna get too far behind.

I get why Mitchell is quite upset with Molly. He just young and disappointed and likes her more than she likes him. That’s not her fault but I do wonder whether her flirting with Zak and Go Compare is going to backfire. It’s as if since that task she kind of thinks she’s god’s gift (and to be fair she IS v v pretty etc)

Molly will end up with Zak, poor Mitchell is going to be disappointed again. I feel a bit sorry for him as he's now potentially in a triangle through no fault of his own.

I think Sammy looks like Slappy from Goodebumps. He hardly opens his mouth when he talks like a ventriloquist dummy and his eyebrows look like they’re painted on.

As usual the contestants all seem pretty dull at this early stage but hopefully it will get a bit spicier as it trundles along. Disappointingly I don’t fancy any of the guys (I’m way too old but a bit of eye candy never goes astray when the viewing is this dull). This year nada zip.

So from what I can ascertain .... Tyreeq and Zac are the “good kissers”. Important! But what’s with these baby roadmen accents? Come on lads you aren’t 12.

I just watched last night's episode so I'm still one behind. Blimey Molly's head was turned fast! She has potential to be like Tasha from last year - every boy who comes in will fancy her and she'll have a good go at them all.

I hope Catherine sees the light and sets her sights several notches above Zachariah - she's way too good for him.

Sammy has the best physique of all the boys so far BUT ... those veneers??

Ella is cool.

I'm not a fan of Whitney's wig - it looks more like a cloak and must be so hot.

I wonder if the girls were thinking "fuck this pretending to be excited about a date with Sammy I'd rather be lounging about" on the third go.

Where are the bean bags this year? Have I missed them?

OK.. I am making a decision...I am out! Have fun you lot!

This.
Tonight I realised he reminded me of a ventriloquists dummy.
I would be asking for a refund for those awful teeth.
He’s a creep. Touching up Molly every time they were together.

Yeah I went right off Sammy touching up Mollys leg, and they haven't even kissed. Call me old fashioned but that's not respecting boundaries, yuk!

You know, I think I might join you.

I feel for Maya because she’s fab but I think the show has just got boring

If they let the cast do what the hell they wanted it might be good viewing.
But nope it's way too fake and false. Nothing is genuine over the 2 months. Sad .

The show just needs to go back to basics like the first few....none of this gathering In the morning for gossip shite, glad they have a few natural people on this year as well also richer and Dre kind of came out of no where probably because producers have been fixating on molly. Wasn't expecting her to pick Mitch but tbf go compare isn't all that is he, much more suited to Jess.

Perhaps two series a year is too much and people are sick of it? I don't watch the winter series.

I like Mitch, he seems pretty mature.