IVE GOT A TEXT - Love Island Summer 2023. Everyone's on Job, laying on factor 50

[Mouldyfoodhelp]

ITS BACK

June 5th with Maya Jama.

Here's a run down of the contestants

www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/love-island-contestants-2023-b2348080.html

I think if you download the app you can vote for the first coupling

I'm enjoying it so far!

Zechariah is rather nice. Tall and edgy but not full bad boy mode like Tyrique 😂(fingers crossed he doesn't turn into a turd, per usual LI way)
He and Catherine make a very striking couple.
I also like Molly, Ella and Mehdi

Molly reminds me of Holly Willoughby.

Molly reminds me of Mimi Slinger (ex Emmerdale)

I'm trying to catch up. I like Molly and Mitchell. Jess, on paper, would annoy the hell out of me but I really like her. I also like Ella.

George reminds me of that character out of American Pie, er, Stifler.

Some of the men, like Zach, I just don't understand. They mumble and don't talk in full sentences or with eye contact. I too have to watch with subtitles on.

Still finding my feet with everyone. Molly seems natural and bubbly and genuine. I thought I wouldn’t like Ella, wasn’t sure if she might be bitchy but there’s no evidence of that so far. Jess’s voice is really annoying. Boys, Mitchel seems a nice lad. Tyrique deffo got some rizz (as my kids would say). I hate that London roadman accent that all young men affect these days and that’s what Zachariah is doing. Otherwise he seems alright.

One episode behind, just place marking, don't mind me.

As the owner of a south London 19 year old, I have to say I'm quite fond of the road man accent. It makes me smile anyway and they all do it in a kind of ironic way (or at least my son and his friends). Roadman Pingu is one of my favourite places on the internet when I need a gentle laugh.

My immediate thought after episode 1 is that they are all a bit more natural looking (with the exception of Jess) as in not surgically tampered with and not absolutely stunningly good looking. The guys aren't as pumped-up and muscly.

And I like Maya as presenter. That "I'm not your friend I'm your enemy" schtick that Laura Whitmore did was really weird and fell flat.

They are all a bit meh though Jess has a bit of personality, Catherine is pretty molly is naturally pretty too that's about it though! Same with the boys none of them are great and they are all quite immature bar Zach but he talks a bit to roadman😂
I think molly is getting to attached to quickly and Andre was cringe last night grabbing Catherine from zach.
Why haven't love island woke up and put in more mid/late 20s love island Australia do.

I honestly think there must have been thousands applying and this is the best they could come up with?

Molly reminds me of young Reece Witherspoon.

Also the challenges/games are always so shit. They should do something different.

hope Zach continues with his "bare lipsing" style chat - it makes me laugh 😂

I wish Zachary could look at the person he is speaking to!

Have to admit LI is my guilty pleasure, haven't enjoyed the past few series much so ended up missing chunks of them, but this series seems much better already! Seems a good mix, seems a bit fresher and glad we have already had a challenge. I hope they have listened that people want to see more fun and lighthearted stuff, more friendships as well as relationship 'drama'. I agree they are all absolutely stunning but appear to be more natural looking too.

I'm not seeing the natural beauty in Ella, I know I sound an absolute cow, so I'm sorry! She reminds me of Jigsaw from Saw with the overfilled cheekbones - I do t understand?!

Is anyone already annoyed of the ebay " pre loved" advert?

how do you know she has fillers? Her insta photos from 3 years ago look the same, but I can't see any older photos than that

Is Molly the perky stage school one? She reminds me a bit of Amy Hart.

I'm not sure if the background but she's blonde and she has the same lightning tattoo as the deaf guy and when asked about its meaning/ significance said something like " oh yeah I'm sure it does but fuck if I know I saw it on Pinterest"

I might have the blondes mixed up. I think Jess is musical theatre, Donny, fake eyelashes and personality.
Molly is natural beauty paired up with Mitchel?

Molly is From Doncaster, drama background and paired with Mitchel. She is a bit Amy.

Oh I have the names mixed up.

Fairly sure one of the eBay models in the ads is Jordan who made Anna his girlfriend then mugged her off trying to move to India (who was completely not interested), a day or two later.

Early days but I'm liking Molly and Mitchell - he reminds me a bit of Luca too but more handsome. The coat gesture is right up my street