IVE GOT A TEXT - Love Island Summer 2023. Everyone's on Job, laying on factor 50

[Mouldyfoodhelp]

ITS BACK

June 5th with Maya Jama.

Here's a run down of the contestants

www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/love-island-contestants-2023-b2348080.html

I think if you download the app you can vote for the first coupling

A friend just described her as 'an utter psychopath'
This could be interesting- they need uplifting this lot, they're already quite prickly with each other
Where's the humour??

She was in season 2; coupled up with Scott Thomas (Ryan Thomas brother).

Yeah Mollys fake, nobody gets that excited over a crossaint like she did at brunch the other day. Zack - hopefully one day I'll meet someone I don't want to cheat on. Molly - I think it's brought us closer together.

The new girl is Jay's ex (The guy Ekin-Su crawled to on terrace). I recognised her straight away as she did a TikTok about it at the time and it went viral. I feel like that's the only reason she's gotten on but it's not really relevant and she doesn't seem to bringing anything to the table..

I loved Kady on S2, but she's an established 'influencer' with brand deals and a podcast so I can't see her being quite as dramatic as last time, I imagine she'll be quite image aware.

Ella is too negative. Sammy is gross. Mitch is desperate. Medhi is odd. Molly is trying too hard. Zach is irritating. I'm not loving the majority of them!

Mitch is cray cray he looks genuinely happy for Molly & Zachary. I just can’t work him out.

Kady was great in season 2 (2016).

Her and Scott had lots of big arguments. Scott was often pissed as there weren’t 2-drink limits like nowadays. They shagged a lot in the bedroom and I remember a moment where everyone else cheered Scott when he came. She would call him pencil dick as apparently it was a skinny one 😂

Best moment was her going completely psycho when she was locked in the hideaway overnight with Olivia for a sleepover whilst new bombshells came in and dated their partners 🤣

However I don’t think she’ll be very good now. Got her influencing career and business deals which she can’t risk if she behaves in similar way to back then. Certainly earns 6 figured maybe even 7 a year.

Oh yeah and the fight with the new girl who had been in the villa for about 30 mins. Kady 100% spilled the drink on her intentionally. But the lady got very angry and then physical (wasn’t really shown but sounded like boys had to intervene to separate). Kady was mouthing off a lot during the sounds we heard. New girl thrown out and Kady got away with it

Oh yes Kady was great ! It was more fun in them days

I remember Kady but I didn't recognise that girl/woman as being her at ALL...

Best moment was her going completely psycho when she was locked in the hideaway overnight with Olivia for a sleepover whilst new bombshells came in and dated their partners 🤣

Yeah that was funny. Didn’t she shout out to one of the new girls “cnt? She definitely was a firecracker and her and Scott had a very volatile relationship. It was so much better in those days with them drinking and smoking. Although was the series with Sophie and the way the whole villa ostracised her was awful.

Feeling my age I'll admit but who designed these awful bikini bottoms that sit in the bum crack. When the girls waved Molly off on her date they all had their backs to the camera and it was so unflattering, and they've all got great figures. Added to wearing bikini tops too small for them. They really get the wrong end of the deal. Perhaps the lads should wear speedos to even it up!

I don't know about you lot, but I'd absolutely be into this!

100% this. I think many of the girls outfits are awful. I LOATHE the tops, skirts, dresses, and bathing suits that they wear that are clearly too small/ill fitting. And that show 80-85% of their breasts. Virtually ALL that is covered is the nipples. It looks so classless. Boobs hanging out, bulging at the sides, and falling out of the front. And their backs are exposed almost to the bum crack. And as pps have said, some skirts/dresses almost reveal the labia. Why? What are they trying to prove?

Call me old fashioned and a prude. (Don't care!) Some of the outfits the girls wear are really trashy. They look like strippers. I have noticed this over the last few seasons. Horrible outfits IMO. There is no way in HELL that they are comfortable in them.

The pics posted here illustrate the type of outfit I'm on about.

@Rollergirl11 yeah that was it and they were peering through the cracks at the edges of the window frosting 😂 bonkers. They looked deranged.

Sophie had her good moments when she did her speech about how Zara didn’t deserve to do lose her title. But I agreed how she handled the situation with the other girl when she coupled up with her, looked like she had faked it to stay longer, so can see why they got fed up with her. Sad to hear what happened to her in her time after the villa.

I agree about the bum crack bikinis, I hate them

my recording cut off in the final 10 mins - so from this thread what I can gather is someone new (Kady) has come in? Anything else interesting I missed please?

Kady didn’t come in, it was a sneak peek to tomorrow. There was a decoupling though.
girls chose
ella - ty
leah - new guy
whitney - medhi
jess - mitchell
catherine - scott
molly - Zac
Mal - Sammy

I think

I didn't watch when Kady was in previously but really hope she can single-handedly improve it! Not enjoying it but plodding on watching. I feel like they could do with a big cull and wouldn't be sorry to see any of them leave at this point.

Medhi saying he wants to get to know Leah, even she was WTF. I think Ella/Ty and Molly/Zac have sort of connections but nothing with them rest. Sammy and Jess are a horrible toxic combination and I'm glad they have been made to separate.

@FiloPasty - thank you - no real surprises as Jess & Sammy weren't allowed to couple up again

The two bombshells chose and then the girls chose after. So Montel chose Leah and Mal went for Sammy.

First look looks good. If Kady picks Tyrique though that’s at least another week of Ella stomping round with a face like a slapped arse.

Ooh hopefully some fireworks tonight then!

I think Kady will be choosing an islander to be dumped from the island tonight

Hate old islander being brought back in, not only is Kady beautiful she has a golden ticket of a million followers. It’s not going to go down well if Ella is binned as another woman of colour is rejected for a lighter model especially with what is happening with Whitney and Zach with Catherine and I’m not a 100% convinced by Scott

I hate old islanders being brought back too but to be fair, Ella is a grumpy, moody wotsit, who has a nasty streak (as shown with how mean both she & Jess were to Zac about cheating). Ella deserves to be binned off - nothing to do with her colour!