IVE GOT A TEXT - Love Island Summer 2023. Everyone's on Job, laying on factor 50

[Mouldyfoodhelp]

ITS BACK

June 5th with Maya Jama.

Here's a run down of the contestants

www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/love-island-contestants-2023-b2348080.html

I think if you download the app you can vote for the first coupling

Is that Liberty that used to be blonde?

Yeah the one who was in a couple with the gnome-y looking guy

Yes, appeared totally charmless in last night's episode yet considers himself such a prize!

I really hope someone comes in for Whitney medhi is hard fucking work.

‘But Liberty you’re my gorlfriend’

Jake 🤣

That’s the one!

Jake and his tragic commitment bracelets 😂

I feel like Molly is very wise to social media/influencing etc. There's videos of her online with Molly Mae, and during the recoupling when someone picked Zach her shocked face has been made into several memes- similar to Amber Davies years ago (But I believe that was genuine). More exposure for her.

I just feel like Love Island has lost so so much of its authenticity as we have all been saying for a couple of years now.

I’m really behind - on ep 10. Mitch is bonkers 🤣

Yes Ty, white ankle socks and Crocs are so sexy

Interesting

“But the thing is right… I made you my gorlfriend”

Ella, keep you dignity.. this twat is just not worth your time

What the fuck was that loser Ty wearing? Does he not realise how stupid it makes him look?

Expanding on that theme, how fucking sexist is it that the girls are expected to go into the Hideaway wearing skimpy underwear but the guys just go in looking like complete slobs?

Do you mean the durag?

@littlehattie Considering I wear one, no.

But awful underwear, Crocs and knee length socks are not sexy in any way shape or form.

I think he looks like a giant baby

Wtf is Medhi’s problem? He’s just making up problems with Whitney, he must be building up to dumping her as soon as someone else plausible comes in

Medhi is French, and I have some considerable experience of French men (I'm half French). They can be bloody nightmares in relationships, very low boredom threshold ... and I think that's what we are seeing with him.

I do not like Sammy's shutting down of Jess, he's basically weighed in with the 'move on or it's over'
Shades of controlling narc

I worked with a French guy for years, he was a real flighty fecker but also very lovely 😊 I'm getting that 'vibe' from Medhi. Mitch.. proper rat up a drainpipe!!

@thecatsmeows I agree. I absolutely hate them.

I think they seem to quite like each other but my friend just said he thinks Ty isn't that into her

Mitch's behaviour is concerning to say the very least. It needs to be regulated by the producers.

Also, I feel so sorry for Leah! She seems like a lovely girl. Although, I don't think we've seen much of her personality yet

Interesting they all think Mitch is snaky too

I am finding these lot are getting a bit boring now. I think we need a few new people and some of the old ones to go