My DD has taken to doing Gregggggg and Jon crits over meals.
DD: "This houmous is maaaaaahvellous."
Me: "Well done, Waitrose."
DD: "But these veggies are a bit on the raw side."
Me: "Oh, did you want your celery and carrot sticks cooked?"
DD: "These fletbreads eren't really levelled up."
Me: "Well, no, they're flat."