Masterchef: Thread 4

[Pebbledashery]

Fill yer boots

Oooh, Chariya. Well done you.

Is Jack's finger food - big hunks of fish and beef? Maybe they are to him though as he's so big?

"Proper finger food". Is that a dig at a previous contestant?

Vanessa missing the brief annoys me. Didn't she purposefully misinterpret the layers brief as 'layers of flavour'?

I can see Jack having a career as a celebrity chef. I can just see him on Saturday Kitchen.

I’m not sure I can get on board with blue tacos, they remind me of the other thing one must never ever google…

Don't talk about Gregg's meat!

I like jack but them but hunks of meat and fish

Ha yes, a tomahawk steak is finger food for Jack.

Jonty 'mines not undercooked at all'

But Greggggs is. Funny that.

Fuck off Nikolas

Nickolas might indeed be fucking off. We lose two tonight, I think?

They're all out to get Greggggg. Love it.

Not looking good for Linda either 🙁

Bye bye Linda

Nickolas reminds me a bit of this guy

Linda a goner. The Nickolas bye 🍸

Or Robin.

Oh, I love the teapot. Very Great British Menu.

Oh, fuck off! That meets the brief far more than bloody Vanessa's.

I keep thinking Linda is my old next door neighbour, but she was married to an Egyptian (who fucked off as soon as he got leave to remain).

Endang did pandang!!

Endang 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

Rendang next? 😀

Go away Gregg

He just needed to make his teapots a bit smaller