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Masterchef: Thread 4

991 replies

Pebbledashery · 08/05/2023 20:43

Fill yer boots

OP posts:
EsmaCannonball · 19/05/2023 20:36

I think I could pretty much eat anything with my hands.

GrouchyKiwi · 19/05/2023 20:37

I do not like eating with my hands, unless those hands are using fork & knife.

WhiskersPete · 19/05/2023 20:37

CountlesScreamingArgonauts · 19/05/2023 20:36

"For Gregg and ME", John. Not "for Gregg and I"

Why don't the producers tell him! Maybe they do it on purpose.

GrouchyKiwi · 19/05/2023 20:37

Bao buns are so good.

EsmaCannonball · 19/05/2023 20:38

I do know that people in India eat rice with their hands but I can't help think that Vanessa is ignoring the brief again. I still can't forgive her layered dish being a biryani.

GrouchyKiwi · 19/05/2023 20:38

WhiskersPete · 19/05/2023 20:37

Why don't the producers tell him! Maybe they do it on purpose.

I think they love pissing us off. It's why Gregg is still there.

TheDogsMother · 19/05/2023 20:38

Evening Chuffs. I can't watch along with you this evening as we're on the way to Gatwick for a few days away. I can see that Gregg seems to have survived the raw chicken poisoning attempts though. Boo. Have fab weekends all.

littlbrowndog · 19/05/2023 20:38

Nickolas stil here 😝

GrouchyKiwi · 19/05/2023 20:38

Arepas are also lovely.

WhiskersPete · 19/05/2023 20:38

Tiger's milk?

bomanicious · 19/05/2023 20:38

See this is why I could never be on MC, I am a basic bitch with no heritage whatsoever. The best I could offer would be, 'I'm from West Yorks, we sometimes eat chip butties'

littlbrowndog · 19/05/2023 20:39

Boiled beef 😉🤮

Wolfcub · 19/05/2023 20:39

bomanicious · 19/05/2023 20:38

See this is why I could never be on MC, I am a basic bitch with no heritage whatsoever. The best I could offer would be, 'I'm from West Yorks, we sometimes eat chip butties'

Ditto. And gravy!

EsmaCannonball · 19/05/2023 20:40

They eat great big spiders in parts of Venezuela. Make Gregg eat great big spiders. (He probably would if you put enough sugar on them.)

Halsall · 19/05/2023 20:40

bomanicious · 19/05/2023 20:38

See this is why I could never be on MC, I am a basic bitch with no heritage whatsoever. The best I could offer would be, 'I'm from West Yorks, we sometimes eat chip butties'

I’m sure a de-constructed chip butty would work on MC, bomanicious.

CountlesScreamingArgonauts · 19/05/2023 20:40

@bomanicious I'm sure you could finesse your buttie to elevate it to Masterchef level.

Blueberrycreampie · 19/05/2023 20:40

bomanicious · 19/05/2023 20:38

See this is why I could never be on MC, I am a basic bitch with no heritage whatsoever. The best I could offer would be, 'I'm from West Yorks, we sometimes eat chip butties'

Nowt wrong with a chip buttie!

Sunbird24 · 19/05/2023 20:41

Ew Gregggg

Wolfcub · 19/05/2023 20:41

Yea and biscuit choux bun yes please

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 19/05/2023 20:42

I am not jealous at all at all if you going away. No I’m quite happy with slightly disappointing spring weather and fecking gcses.
im still hungry.

EsmaCannonball · 19/05/2023 20:42

Has anyone tried the biscuit-flavoured Yorkshire Tea? I keep on seeing that and the jam on toast-flavoured one on special offer but think it might be a waste of money to buy it and then not like it.

ChicoryDip · 19/05/2023 20:42

bomanicious · 19/05/2023 20:38

See this is why I could never be on MC, I am a basic bitch with no heritage whatsoever. The best I could offer would be, 'I'm from West Yorks, we sometimes eat chip butties'

I think with a sprinkling of scraps it's a semi final place!

Blueberrycreampie · 19/05/2023 20:43

Chicken cooked all the way through - not for Gregg though please!

GrouchyKiwi · 19/05/2023 20:43

EsmaCannonball · 19/05/2023 20:42

Has anyone tried the biscuit-flavoured Yorkshire Tea? I keep on seeing that and the jam on toast-flavoured one on special offer but think it might be a waste of money to buy it and then not like it.

I am horrified by those flavours. HORRIFIED.

bomanicious · 19/05/2023 20:43

Feeling the chip butty love.

Can't believe Poundland George Michael can't pronounce gyros!

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