Sex Inspectors

[spacedonkey]

I can't believe there isn't already a thread about this one, but I can't find it ...

Did anyone watch this last night? I just can't imagine ever letting Tracy Cox and The Gay Bloke Whose Name I Can't Remember analysing my sex life and then showing it to all and sundry on the telly.

And was I dreaming or did The Gay Bloke really stand in the middle of a public park demonstrating pelvic floor exercises by hanging a towel over his erection?

no i didn't see that one - tell all Juniper

ok, I'll try to keep it clean.

Basically it's called making fire because you rub your hands together up and down the ermmmmm you know thingymajiygy that a man has.........and it's supposed to make him, you know ermmmm ejxxxlxtx hard.

Get it?

so in essence you treat his - ahem - wood as if it were a piece of - ahem wood with which you are trying to start a fire?

sounds painful

Sounds like a chinese burn....

It isn't painful if you get the tecnique right.......

Oh and you need to use lubrication too

are we talking up and down motion or back and forth?

I'd say a bit of both !

Sort of like you are rolling play doh into a sausage shape ?

(that's what i'm imagining too NdP, well put)

NDP, that's right.

I've just googled to try to find the tecnique and found unbelievable stuff on ivillage

thanks for the top tip juniper

the - ahem - usual manual method is so tiresome

agreed. Although I'd rather do it the 'normal' way than attempt the new technique on a lazy sunday morning. FGS, I'd have to sit up

i'm still trying to persuade my dp to let me locate his prostate

I'm trying to persuade DH that we don't need to find his !!!

dont forget it's on tonight

thnaks for the reminder, will set video.