Fern's norks are putting me off proper mumsnetting today!!!

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Rather a low cut top she has on. Hope she doesn't do a Judy in am min.

Oh 'eck, I see what you mean

that face!
how much work has she had done
norkage very off putting too BTW

arghhhhhhh they nearly fell out then

oh ferny you want to get those strapped down luv

god help us the 80's, i shall have no reason to go into the shops then his yr.

i was therethe first time round and hated it then!!

Her top is too low cut - bordering on the bounds of indecency.

Her face is lovely, though.

Doesn't look as though it's been messed about with to me.

has she had work done??

Just turned on to have a look. Not too bad. Seen worse!

I very much doubt she has had any plastic surgery.

I think she looks rather fab

hijack

Cadelaide I answered you re the junk food comment the other day. Was n't having a go, was asking a real question.

I know NAB, sorry for ignoring you.
My response wasn't very well thought out you see (multi-tasking....lunch and baby!)and I thoughtlessly dropped in the words "junk food" to explain giving ds a hobnob rather than chokey raw veg sticks type-stuff.
Then I couldn't be bothered to explain my use of the term for fear of becoming embroiled in an endless "my kids have never seen sugar" type thread
Anyway....back to Fern's magnificent cleavage.
Oh, has she gone?
I must turn off pc and tv, work to do

As long as all is okay.

Fern has gone. I think she is fab but Id on't like her new hair style.

And now I really am going to turn off this wretched machine, the hours just trickle away.
I shall be disciplined!

Oh I know. I am totally addicted, but I have almost finished my lunch and the kitchen floor is dry so I am going to do some more jobs. I have so much to do, I don't know where to start!

definitely had her boobs re arranged half way thru the programm, bra straps tightened i think, and black top 'upped' a bit.

there was def low flying probs earlier.

saw her and thought she looked fab. what is the real readson she has lost weight? i do not read telly mags but saw some headline. body chemistry with ewamoin not good. she did not laugh at his jokes. methinks he is a bully but cannot bully the likes of fern cos she does not give a toss and is more famous than hiim. he always strikes me as trying too hard in a bullying alcoholic sort of way. she is a natural.

i dont like Eamon either, he's very arrogant one min, and creepy licky the next.

yuck.