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Great British Menu

987 replies

BigFatLiar · 29/01/2023 17:23

New series

Starting date KLAXON!!!! Set your New series of Great British Menu starts 8pm Tuesday 31st January!"

Theme is British Animation

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EsmaCannonball · 02/03/2023 20:08

Very prescient to foresee a tomato shortage and take Thérèse Coffey's advice on the turnips.

littlbrowndog · 02/03/2023 20:10

Liking frank so,far

jay55 · 02/03/2023 20:12

I bet Tom was told not to shout out and to put his hand up twenty times a day in school.

EsmaCannonball · 02/03/2023 20:14

Shame the canapés only count in a tie-break.

littlbrowndog · 02/03/2023 20:14

Has it got to be mushrooms for the vegan stuff ?

EsmaCannonball · 02/03/2023 20:16

To give Adam his due, he is good at helping people out.

EsmaCannonball · 02/03/2023 20:18

I have never met one of these 'Ooh, the portions need to be smaller' people in real life.

Sunbird24 · 02/03/2023 20:18

Adam’s starter is not mushrooms, so I’d prefer that

jay55 · 02/03/2023 20:19

I think Dennis the menace wouldn't be happy with a mushroom dish.

littlbrowndog · 02/03/2023 20:19

Dennis would love a big pie

EsmaCannonball · 02/03/2023 20:21

And, I think Adam does get that you need to make an effort. Oh god, am I defending him?

Still want Mark to win.

littlbrowndog · 02/03/2023 20:22

Cripes judges seem a bit biased

Wolfcub · 02/03/2023 20:23

littlbrowndog · 02/03/2023 20:19

Dennis would love a big pie

Exactly why has no one made cow pie with horns

Wolfcub · 02/03/2023 20:23

For desperate Dan not dennace. It's been a long day!

littlbrowndog · 02/03/2023 20:23

I like both the chefs

EsmaCannonball · 02/03/2023 20:23

'And how would you like your fish, madam?'

'Desolate.'

littlbrowndog · 02/03/2023 20:24

EsmaCannonball · 02/03/2023 20:23

'And how would you like your fish, madam?'

'Desolate.'

🤣🤣🤣

Sunbird24 · 02/03/2023 20:25

Ooh, cultured butter! Not like that common muck we have in our fridges…

littlbrowndog · 02/03/2023 20:25

Wave music 🤣🤣🤣

EsmaCannonball · 02/03/2023 20:26

Sunbird24 · 02/03/2023 20:25

Ooh, cultured butter! Not like that common muck we have in our fridges…

What billionaire can afford butter?

littlbrowndog · 02/03/2023 20:26

Home bargains. 1.49 a pack butter

EsmaCannonball · 02/03/2023 20:29

Bet I don't see Adam, Mark or Tom in the Home Bargains dairy aisle next time I'm in getting pet food.

Sunbird24 · 02/03/2023 20:29

The poor servers…

jay55 · 02/03/2023 20:29

So you'll be a waiter on tv, and you have to wear an orange wig...

littlbrowndog · 02/03/2023 20:30

If only my cat would eat food from there. Fucking extortionate the only stuff he will