I'm loving this idea. And then afterwards Shirley goes "I agree with my fellow judges, I'd have chosen the spud gun too." Complete with simpering smile
*I like this idea. It's one way of upping the calibre of celebrities.
Daniel Day-Lewis: I know you have retired from acting but no-one can retire from Strictly. Please report to the PureGym in Barnet where a woman called Dianne Buswell is waiting to teach you a cha cha set in a beautiful laundrette. The alternative is death.
I could go for this.* 😂😂😂😂 and because it's the BBC and all of the budget is going on props, setting and CGI sheep. The pay will be peanuts if anything