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Masterchef The Professionals - Official Thread

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Pebbledashery · 01/11/2022 19:20

Come hither all! Can't wait.

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Pebbledashery · 10/11/2022 21:19

I would rather seafood sticks. Dd4 loves them 😅

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GrouchyKiwi · 10/11/2022 21:19

It can be bitter so I'm going to add lemon juice to it.

Wolfcub · 10/11/2022 21:19

I hate brown crab meat

littlbrowndog · 10/11/2022 21:19

Fish sauce 😝

Wolfcub · 10/11/2022 21:20

And sweetcorn is the food of the devil

jay55 · 10/11/2022 21:20

I'll be in vegas in a few weeks and inhaling mountains of crab legs.

Pebbledashery · 10/11/2022 21:20

I do like sweetcorn but only out the can

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littlbrowndog · 10/11/2022 21:21

jay55 · 10/11/2022 21:20

I'll be in vegas in a few weeks and inhaling mountains of crab legs.

Take me. I can fit in suitcase

Pebbledashery · 10/11/2022 21:21

Crab on toast with soup basically

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GrouchyKiwi · 10/11/2022 21:21

FUCK OFF GREGG.

jay55 · 10/11/2022 21:21

Wolfcub · 10/11/2022 21:20

And sweetcorn is the food of the devil

Agreed. Awful food.

Sunbird24 · 10/11/2022 21:21

My mum brought home a crab one day when we were kids - don’t know what she did wrong trying to get into it but it exploded up the wall and the ceiling

Blueberrycreampie · 10/11/2022 21:21

They're never going to get all that done🤔.

EsmaCannonball · 10/11/2022 21:22

Don't you just love the sophisticated commentary Gregg adds?

Pebbledashery · 10/11/2022 21:22

Sunbird24 · 10/11/2022 21:21

My mum brought home a crab one day when we were kids - don’t know what she did wrong trying to get into it but it exploded up the wall and the ceiling

Did she microwave it 😅

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EsmaCannonball · 10/11/2022 21:22

Sunbird24 · 10/11/2022 21:21

My mum brought home a crab one day when we were kids - don’t know what she did wrong trying to get into it but it exploded up the wall and the ceiling

Was it still alive?

RomainingCalm · 10/11/2022 21:22

jay55 · 10/11/2022 21:20

I'll be in vegas in a few weeks and inhaling mountains of crab legs.

I'm good at bag carrying.

Sunbird24 · 10/11/2022 21:23

@Pebbledashery nope, it was already cooked!

Blueberrycreampie · 10/11/2022 21:23

Sunbird24 · 10/11/2022 21:21

My mum brought home a crab one day when we were kids - don’t know what she did wrong trying to get into it but it exploded up the wall and the ceiling

That must have been shocking! But a bit funny too. I've never heard of an exploding crab.

viques · 10/11/2022 21:23

That looks delicious and I don’t really like sweetcorn.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 10/11/2022 21:23

26?
Dh, who thinks he’s fucking Peter Kay, just said he doesn’t t look Portuguese.

Pebbledashery · 10/11/2022 21:23

I just couldn't crack all that crab for such little meat

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littlbrowndog · 10/11/2022 21:24

Ofgs. Just lift it out.

RomainingCalm · 10/11/2022 21:24

I think there's going to be another exploding crab live on BBC1.

Wolfcub · 10/11/2022 21:24

Envy not envy

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