Masterchef The Professionals - Official Thread

[Pebbledashery]

Come hither all! Can't wait.

I did not need to see Gregg deep throating an oyster

An insult that Marcus is relegated to the back room

Oh fuck off greg. Fgs irritated already

Evening all, I was looking forward to this until it was oysters. I’m full of cold and feeling like death so hoping the magic of MC can help restore me.

Just spotted Gregggg though so I’ve had a bit of a relapse 🤧

Anastasia giving Gregg the death stare is the best start she could have.

Oh god, Gregg is going to on and ON about the bloody smoking techniques

She is a touch masculine looking.. I'm just going to say it

Anastasia is vair posh.

Smoking nonsense

Marcus is devilishly handsome

And a fangirl smile for Marcus. Bless her. I think she did OK.

What is that snot on the plate?
Oh evening everyone!

Fuck off, Gregg.

Oh my God, Gregg!

Oh do fuck off Greggggg with your fat nose

'I like her a lot!'

Gregg's mind: Gymnast = Bendy!!!!!

Poor bloke hasn't a clue, and why would he - what a palaver!

Anna make up. What is that about she don’t normally look like that

Oh no burnt garlic

Gregggggg starting in good and early with the patronising, I see.

Butter sauce basically

Has Marcus got a touch of Monica's "butter" pronunciation going on there?

Boot-ah

I like Anna’s makeup, she looks like Truly Scrumptious in the music box.

Marcus's challenges are 3 Michelin star obviously