Masterchef The Professionals - Official Thread

[Pebbledashery]

Come hither all! Can't wait.

I personally don’t think aubergines should be seen before three.

A mess on a plate Johnny, and who would wait until brunch o clock to eat that mouthful, you would have filled up on toast and marmalade long before.

Beetroot and goats cheese can both fuck off

I’m craving something brunchy now. I had soup. It was good soup, but just soup.

Och he’s gutted

Oh noooo, not nice smiley William 😪

Oh, I liked William.

Right, now team Anastasia and Parminder.

Just back after a phone call but none of these looked very brunchy to me.🤔

Shame, I think William just tried too hard, I bet he cooks with fabulous ingredients like gorgeous seafood simply cooked , but he went Masterchef rogue and messed up. I blame Greggggg.

Parminder's meal sounds lovely.

Parminder's main sounds good.

Too much beetroot in this competition

Nan card played

Anastasia's dishes sound great.

Very well travelled Anastasia.

Where is Anastasia from?

Her dishes sound 🍾

Oh god it's Sitwell

Anastasia is going to make Shitwell and Joffrey feel like a right pair of oiks.

Buckingham Palace, by the sound of her accent

Parker Bowles stuck hair. Ffs

Fuck off Sitwell

A Mitford novel.

@Halsall See your point. 🤣

@EsmaCannonball Ah yes, the Mitfords.

Judging by Sitwells expression they still haven’t fixed the drains in Masterchef HQ.

Should we all bow to Tom now his mum is queen?