DOCTORS- Letherbridge is full of bent coppers - and we are in danger of developing Iatrophobia...g

[Raahh]

(that's a fear of Doctors)

Yes, I can’t blowdry mine that well at the best of times

LIZS I'd swap sterile for the pit that is dd2's room. To be fair, it's barely bigger than the bed, but her --rubbish- stuff is everywhere. She's a grubby child.

But they do grow out of it, so I'm leaving her to it. (Well, the other 2 did). Fingers crossed.

Especially i don't think mine has ever looked that good when done by an actual hairdresser, so she clearly has a knack for hair. Or it's a wig.

Same here, you can barely get in the door of DD’s room

Afternoon.

Izzy is playing golf? Does Daniel's club just let anyone in, then?

Should Izzy not be in school? Any school?

It's "Family Day" at the Golf Club.
I hate golf.
I hate Izzy
I really hate the two together.

I'm no fan of Izzy's but Daniel was a bit out of order with what he said. No wonder she doesnt feel wanted .

Although she is a brat.

Where's Joe if he is so keen to learn?

Fuzzy crazy golf might have been a marginally tolerable 'family' funday.

Actual golf, not so much.

Watching while cleaning the kitchen. Love the stereotypical Scouse villain!

Golf Day looks shockingly boring.

Omg Joe's trousers! He has been to Bear's supplier.

Good point Joe, Why should you?

There he is LIZS- and now he's chucking clubs.

They should have gone bowling. This is an very middle class idea of a family funday out.

I bet Izzy went to my old school. (Nottingham, snobby school)

This couple are boring too.
Now I sound like a teenager...boring, boring, boring!

Zara can't say anything much about not being herself- her name isn't even Zara.

Jeepers Daniel....who cares about flipping golf???

Is it not? What is it? And why "Zara"?

Last week Baby Plod wanted to lock up a teenager for pinching a purse.

Make your mind up!

Oooh extras!

She's called Alex isn't she. Can't remember why she changed it

BabyPlod is still "finding himself". He'll be ok soon and able to arrest people with impunity.

Her real name is Alex, Fuzzy. I think she changed it to fit in at boarding school-and distance herself from her dad who was in prison for fraud (but I seem t oremember he didn't do it? Can't remember for definite)