DOCTORS- Letherbridge is full of bent coppers - and we are in danger of developing Iatrophobia...g

[Raahh]

(that's a fear of Doctors)

Put a jumper on Brian.

Brian feeling 'ill' again.

There is nothing wrong with Brian that I can see. Used to be called "oscillans plumbum"

Sabina Franklyn! Used to have lovely dark hair. 'Keep it in the Family'.

Oh she looks helpful.

I remember the name.

Oooh Brian...are your pants on fire?

What mobility issues Brian? You got to the park ok!

Is Mrs Geoffrey going to have a go at the builders?

Helen and Geoffrey are starting to look like a bad 80s sitcom.

How will he afford a taxi?

Builder - another The Bill reject.

Geoffrey - mad drill man.

Oh dear. Geoffrey has a drill .

This ia more fun than Brian.

Oh right- he won't pay. .

That's how he affords the taxi!

Baby plod is making the most of his contract, isn't he?

He'll be on the credits soon.

They will say he is ok, because he can stand in a queue.

Starring role for Plodette.

Why is he so secretive about his benefits to Scarlett?

Because he's so ashamed of not supporting his daughter. Although he could always get a job. Park keeper perhaps. The air there seems to suit him.

I would have thought he would qualify for sick pay at least.

Don't let him near machinery.

Nasty accident imminent alert!!

All heart at Letherbridge Job Centre!

You can't budget with what you don't have.