Ellie and Nikita: Paso Doble to Montagues and Capulets, celebrating The Apprentice works
Ellie and Johannes: Tango to Casualty Theme Tune, celebrating Casualty erm
Fleur and Vito: Jive to Waterloo by ABBA, celebrating Eurovision bland
Helen and Gorka: Charleston to Blue Peter Theme Tune, celebrating Blue Peter ok
Jayde and Karen: Charleston to The Ballad of Barry and Freda (Let's Do It) by Victoria Wood, celebrating BBC Comedy erm Will Karen slap Jayde on the arse with a rolled-up Woman's Weekly?
Kym and Graziano: Quickstep to Ballroom Blitz by Sweet, celebrating Come Dancing odd they haven't gone for something else like radio, news or weather but the track is fine, been used before
Molly and Carlos: Couples' Choice to Grange Hill Theme Tune, celebrating BBC Children's Programming recycle Tilly/Jamie uniforms, why not? Is it wrong to want a massive CGI sausage to hone into view?
Hamza and Jowita: Quickstep to On Top of the World by Imagine Dragons, celebrating BBC Nature Programming choon. This is my happy song
James and Amy: Foxtrot to EastEnders Theme Tune, celebrating EastEnders yawn unless Anita Dobson comes in to guest warble
Tony and Katya: Cha Cha Cha to Grandstand Theme Tune, celebrating BBC Sport works
Tyler and Dianne: Tango to Doctor Who Theme Tune, celebrating Doctor Who been done, didn't need it again I would have bloody loved some Murray Gold instead though. Doomsday is fab.
Will and Nancy: Viennese Waltz to Line of Duty End Titles, celebrating Drama
Is it this?
It could have been worse, I guess. Had they followed the RuPaul BBC celebration template we could have ended up with Rastamouse
Mr Blobby
or Pudsey! That said, they could have recycled Bear necessities? and worn the his n hers headband Pudsey ears with polkadot costumes
Patsy Stone would have been better for Jayde than Victoria Wood. Not sure what you'd dance to it though. (Still think she should have done her disco dancing cc to On the Radio (Donna Summer) celebrating radio)
Maybe they can get Kylie to sing
murder it on the results show?
Antiques Roadshow for a group dance?